I'd forgot about Johnny and 'Colorado Kool-aid'. I haven't heard that one in ages!
As for beer, I just haven't found any that I like. I drank my share when I was growing up. The drunkest I've ever been was on my 20 year old birthday. Almost wound up in jail, twice on the same night!
I was with a couple of guys I knew who were a few years older. I picked them up about 7:30 p.m. on Friday evening. We drove all over, from just north of Waco to Dallas, and Ft. Worth. I doubt many, if any, of you have heard of the 'Cellar Club'. It was a beer joint, in the basement of a building, with an outside stairway down into it, and close to the stockyards in Ft. Worth, Texas.
We were sitting in the Cellar Club at 7:30 A.M. the next morning, Saturday after drinking all night. I'm surprised that I still remember being in there! We got back in town where we lived about 10:30 a.m. that morning. I had to be at work at noon; and work until midnight at a full-service station, which was at a busy corner, on the square in town, which was on the main road from Waco to Ft. Worth and Dallas.
I slept about an hour, took a bath and was at work on time. At 6 p.m., I asked the man who was just about to leave me alone for that last 6 hours, if he would work for me. He said he had to get home to his family. I offered him $50 for 6 hours work! He told me that since he knew my mom and dad, and knew they didn't want me drinking, he thought I might learn a lesson if I had to work that last 6 hours.
Gee, I had a 'hang over' worse than I've ever had before or since. I made it through that last 6 hours. It was several months before I ever drank any more alcohol.