Nashville , TN s REAL 911 calls

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Nashville , TN 's REAL 911 calls

BELIEVE it or
not ,
These
are Nashville , TN 's REAL 911
Calls!


Dispatcher :
9-1-1
What is your emergency?
Caller: I
heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the
corner.
Dispatcher: Do
you have an address?
Caller: No,
I have on a blouse and slacks, why?



Dispatcher:
9-1-1
What is your emergency?
Caller :
Someone
broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese
sandwich .
Dispatcher : Excuse
me?
Caller :
I
made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen
table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite
out of it.
Dispatcher : Was
anything else taken?
Caller :
No,
but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of
it!


Dispatcher:
9-1-1
What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller:
I' m trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an
eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This
is nine eleven.
Caller:
I thought you just said it was
nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes,
ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same
thing.
Caller:
Honey, I may be old, but I'm not
stupid.

My
Personal Favorite!!!
Dispatcher:
9-1-1
What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller:
My
wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes
apart
Dispatcher: Is
this her first child?
Caller:
No,
you idiot! This is her husband!

And
the winner is..........

Dispatcher:
9-1-1
Caller: Yeah,
I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think
I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir,
where are you calling from?
Caller:
I'm
at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher:
! Sir,
an ambulance is on the way. Are you an
asthmatic?
Caller:
N
o
Dispatcher: What
were you doing before you started having trouble
breathing?
Caller: Running
from the Police.