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Me and Willy were lollygagging by the scuttlebutt after being aloft to boy butter up the antennas and were just perched on a bollard eyeballing a couple of bilge rats and flangeheads using crescent hammers to pack monkey sh!t around a fitting on a handybilly. All of a sudden the dicksmith started hard-assing one of the deck apes for lifting his pogey bait. The pecker-checker was a sewer pipe sailor and the deckape was a gator.
Maybe being blackshoes on a bird farm surrounded by a gaggle of cans didn't set right with either of those gobs. The deck ape ran through the nearest hatch and dogged it tight because he knew the penis machinist was going to lay below, catch him between decks and punch him in the snot locker. He'd probably wind up on the binnacle list but Doc would find a way to gundeck the paper or give it the deep six to keep himself above board.
We heard the skivvywaver announce over the b!tch box that the bread- burners had SOS ready on the mess decks so we cut and run to avoid the clusterf--k when the twigets and cannon cockers knew chow was on.
We were balls to the wall for the barn and everyone was preparing to hit the beach as soon as we doubled-up and threw the brow over. I had a ditty bag full of fufu juice that I was gonna spread on thick for the bar hogs with those sweet bosnias. Sure beats the hell out of brown bagging. Might even hit the acey-duecy club and try to hook up with a Westpac widow. They were always leaving snail trails on the dance floor on amateur night.
 

LOL, I was a deck ape for 4 years ,that talk brings back a few memories.
 

Well I don't understand most "rap" talk but I did get most of that.
Hope you had a good meal and when in port, the ladies were fine.
 

HECK YEA DARN BREMELOS HITTN ME UP ON PAYDAY, BUT THE SNIPES WERE ALREADY WITH THEM, TIME TO GO TO THE TROPHY LOUNGE AND GETS SOME MOMMASONS!! BM1 88-08
 

Very funny Chief. I actually knew what most of those terms meant.
 

I got a good kick out of that, thanks from a "Sewer Pipe Sailor" lol.
 

DreamcatcherNC said:
Me and Willy were lollygagging by the scuttlebutt after being aloft to boy butter up the antennas and were just perched on a bollard eyeballing a couple of bilge rats and flangeheads using crescent hammers to pack monkey sh!t around a fitting on a handybilly. All of a sudden the dicksmith started hard-assing one of the deck apes for lifting his pogey bait. The pecker-checker was a sewer pipe sailor and the deckape was a gator.
Maybe being blackshoes on a bird farm surrounded by a gaggle of cans didn't set right with either of those gobs. The deck ape ran through the nearest hatch and dogged it tight because he knew the --deleted-- machinist was going to lay below, catch him between decks and punch him in the snot locker. He'd probably wind up on the binnacle list but Doc would find a way to gundeck the paper or give it the deep six to keep himself above board.
We heard the skivvywaver announce over the b!tch box that the bread- burners had SOS ready on the mess decks so we cut and run to avoid the clusterf--k when the twigets and cannon cockers knew chow was on.
We were balls to the wall for the barn and everyone was preparing to hit the beach as soon as we doubled-up and threw the brow over. I had a ditty bag full of fufu juice that I was gonna spread on thick for the bar hogs with those sweet bosnias. Sure beats the hell out of brown bagging. Might even hit the acey-duecy club and try to hook up with a Westpac widow. They were always leaving snail trails on the dance floor on amateur night.

Damn! I know what you are talking about!!!!!!!!! I thought I had forgotten that language!
 

You need to go to the bosn's locker and fetch me 50 yards of Chowline and after that I will need a padeye puller.
Then we will go snipe hunting on the flight deck.

Nothing like a luke warm San Magoo and a Beehive hairdo
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You need to go to the bosn's locker and fetch me 50 yards of Chowline and after that I will need a padeye puller.
Then we will go snipe hunting on the flight deck.

Don't forget the Alpha-1 Romeo cleaner and bulkhead remover! Oh, and while you're belowdecks, grab me a few sound-powered phone batteries!
 

I need some padeye covers, 100 feet of flight line and I need someone to stand the midnight mail buoy watch.
Also need to locate a slush-funder to grubstake my next visit to the 7-11 Club in Olongapo. Need to buy some new flightdeckers too. Tomorrow is a turnaround day and we'll be flying nights again; sorty after sorty after sorty. Seems like the cats never stop steam'n. Had to rig the barricade last time we flew nights; Vigilante ran out of juice and couldn't risk a tailhook miss. We go through thousands of pounds of avgas and jp5 say nothing about the thousand pounders we drop on the North. The Turtleman would call Yankee Station "Live Action"!! :)
 

Good to see the squids are now on board.... USMC, ARMY, USAF, and now USN, the last four threads! Great. TTC
 

Don't forget the keys to the sea chest!
 

the only thing i rec is what a airdale is,,, navy avn
 

Is it true that you have to have soap on a rope with you when you go on an extended cruise....:laughing7:
 

My son is in the Navy, I always tell him I wished he would have went Army so I would know what he is talking about. To make it even more difficult he is in the Aviation part of the Navy. Here is what I hear: sldjflj Navy aljd sllj Airplane akjjd and they walk into a bar werjll adlkj, then he laughs so I think it is a joke so I laugh to and he says no it true. :icon_scratch:
 

My son is in the Navy, I always tell him I wished he would have went Army so I would know what he is talking about. To make it even more difficult he is in the Aviation part of the Navy. Here is what I hear: sldjflj Navy aljd sllj Airplane akjjd and they walk into a bar werjll adlkj, then he laughs so I think it is a joke so I laugh to and he says no it true. :icon_scratch:

Reminds me of the way the old cajun talked on "Water Boy".....:laughing7:
 

TerryC said:
Good to see the squids are now on board.... USMC, ARMY, USAF, and now USN, the last four threads! Great. TTC

Terry,
don't forget us Brits we don't talk like you "chaps" but can understand most of it LOL
 

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