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[DizzyDigger]

This little fellow came walking right up to me on the porch last
night, and the more I look at it, the more I want to make it into
a meme.

But, what is it he's saying to me?

Can you help me find my mommy?

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[smokeythecat]

Rabies? I ain't got no stinkin' rabies! Where's my burger?

 

[Kray Gelder]

My car broke down, and I was wondering if I could use your phone.

 

[old digger]

''Can You Point Me To Your Sweet Corn Patch?''

 

[civilman1]

"You can't see me"

 

[tamrock]

Wanna buy a watch?

 

[Simon1]

That is a cute picture DizzyDigger ! All are clever and funny, but if you are taking a vote, mine would be for If you were taking votes, I would vote Kray Gelder with: " My car broke down, and I was wondering if I could use your phone. "

 

[lairmo]

"DUDE..have you seen my cell phone?..I left it right here..."

 

[PetesPockets55]

"I tell you I was this close to getting that part in Guardians of the Universe!!"

 

[A2coins]

Yo Rocky

 

[RustyRelics]

May I borrow a cup of sugar?

 

[firemanphob]

"What are you doing here. Your wife said you wouldn't be home."

 

[ronwoodcraft]

When I was on the road there was always someone with that look approaching me while I was parked at a truck stop....Usually would say something like, " I just ran out of gas down the road, trying to make it to see my mom in the hospital about 100 miles away...Can you help me with gas money? "

 

[DizzyDigger]

Ron, been through those same situations a few hundred times myself.
Got to a point where I would avoid staying at a truckstop unless I had
no other options. Don't miss the folks you describe, the lizards, or the
wonderful aroma in the parking lot of a Flyin' Fishhook (or Petro, TA, 76)
on a hot summer afternoon.

Some great captions here! This one is just a little kid, and is maybe
12-16 weeks old. If I had taken one more step he might have tried
climbing right up my leg..

 

[WannaDig3687]

"But I don't wanna go to school."

"Please, can I have some ice cream?"

"Aw, shucks! Do I have to?"

"I need a hug."

Cute pic, Dizzy.

 

[Hawks88]

Hi, I’m looking for an attic for me and the rest of my family. Promise to be quiet and won’t pee on the insulation.

 

[WannaDig3687]

Hi, I’m looking for an attic for me and the rest of my family. Promise to be quiet and won’t pee on the insulation.

LOL! That's funny!

 

[tamrock]

When I was on the road there was always someone with that look approaching me while I was parked at a truck stop....Usually would say something like, " I just ran out of gas down the road, trying to make it to see my mom in the hospital about 100 miles away...Can you help me with gas money? "

That would happen to me at rest stops. Once I stopped at a rest stop on 10 in Arizona. Lady said she needed funds to get back to see her dying mother in New York. Maybe two months after that, I pulled into that same rest stop and guess who comes up approaching me, saying excuse me sir. Before she could say anything, I said I know, your mother's back in New York on her deathbed and you still haven't got enough from the five bucks I gave you two months ago. With a dumbfounded look on her face she just said Oh! and walked back her old beater car that was staged with luggage stacked in the back seat high enough so you could see it, making one think she's really traveling for a long trip.

 

[Chadeaux]

More truckers / former truckers? Remember in KC, Kansas (yeah, only one truckstop built in 1927 and evidently never cleaned since completion of construction) . . .

Little guy looks like the dude (of course he had a lot lizard with him) who came beating on my cab that evening wanting me to, "come see what that crazy Schneider driver is doing!"

Told them to get lost, hung the wife's bra across the inside of the driver's window and no more trouble.

Of course, no crazy driver --- but I found out the next day there was a craps game going on with some "entertainment" on the side.

 

[Mackaydon]

Don.....