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Holy crap! I knew Sam was devious but you figured him out. Under cover of getting to the truth Sam intends to spirit away his companions to a safe house. How many innocent losers is he willing to sacrifice in this mad scheme? We stand to lose possibly hundreds of thousands of virgins to the secret army ray guns.
I dont know about the virgins but I was fearful since first hearing about Tippy that an attack on area 51 could be a possibility. They want to get their friend(s) out.
Speaking of Sam....he hasn't posted today...I wonder if he has been banned?
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He is catching up wwith the threads which got him in tr--ble maybe? Enjoy his forgery while it lasts.
 

Valley! Not even a Hello to the tick infested state of Connecticut? Or a meow shout out to that shape shifting alien cat Tippy? Manners brother.
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He is from Cali. They only do smug and superior. Although Connecticut also specializes in those qualities. We are lucky for the occasional recognition they show we lowly creatures :D
 

Great point. Someday we common people will be recognized. Maybe we could get "stars upon thars" and we could be recognized! I think I can make that machine, if not then wind could surely make it!
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Valley! Not even a Hello to the tick infested state of Connecticut? Or a meow shout out to that shape shifting alien cat Tippy? Manners brother.
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Speaking of ticks, last weekend I went on a hike up in our mountains and came home with one of those little parasites suckling on me. Hope she enjoyed my blood before I killed her.

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Speaking of ticks, last weekend I went on a hike up in our mountains and came home with one of those little parasites suckling on me. Hope she enjoyed my blood before I killed her.

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You gotta watch those blood suckers around here for lime disease. Deer ticks are the carriers.
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It's good to have you back....however you left out a couple things. The main one is how you and Tippy are planning on a rescue effort at Area 51 to release a long lost friend. We are watching
We are legion
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careful...that may not be Sam. This post is almost lucid.
And even if it is him that is some nerve to complain we never wrote him. How we supposed to know his email is published somewhere? The internet is pretty big. :p
Guess we could have went to all the Malwarts in Connecticut.
I think we'll accept your apology and move on.
 

Wind can donate a pidgeon so we can keep in touch, although it may be hard to convince a pidgeon to live there.
 

Wind can donate a pidgeon so we can keep in touch, although it may be hard to convince a pidgeon to live there.
Pigeons in Connecticut? Sounds like a song Prince would of written. Does Walmart even exist in Connecticut?
Sam or Tippy or whomever this is should provide some proof on this post that they are whom they say they are.
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Finished the tar paper on the roof of the day coop. I looked up and realized I was being watched by an 8 pointer.
 

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Valley, you are lucky. If it all goes south there are a bazillion rats in LA to feed upon. I don't know...I would have a hard time choosing between eating rats and homeless people. You would have to clean the rats and it would take at least six to make a meal. More meat even on one skinny homeless person, but the meat would be tainted with drugs and multiple diseases.
I read the mayor of LA is setting aside money to pay for the rats to be vaccinated so they will not be infected from coming into contact with homeless. I think that is a good thing as those poor rats should not be exposed to disease.
 

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