NEW CONTEST

[Honest Samuel]

I am happy to be back. There is a Walmart in the town that I live. It is really hot in all states. Tippy is doing just fine and do not upset her.

 

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[Hillbilly Prince]

I am happy to be back. There is a Walmart in the town that I live. It is really hot in all states. Tippy is doing just fine and do not upset her.

what upsets Tippy? Do not read posts from this thread to her, by the way. You know Dolphin and Tippy are natural enemies. And seeing the luxurious appointments Wind is providing his birds probably gets her goat.

 

[sjvalleyhunter]

There is a Walmart in the town that I live.

Isn’t there a Walmart in every town?

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[13dolphins1]

Isn’t there a Walmart in every town?

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Not in Connecticut....I believe Dr. Seuss wrote the book "Stars Upon Thars" in Snootyville Connecticut. Then he was covered in ticks and finished it in Rhoad Island. Tippy is a shapeshifting alien cat so I would assume Sam not making it angry would save him from not being her late night snack. I wouldn't be surprised if McDonald's left Connecticut.
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[Hillbilly Prince]

Connecticut's state bird is the flying tick, and part of their flag. Isn't that where the mysterious facility is which has Lyme disease cases radiating from outward.
The WMart in Conn is actually an alien supply depot.
No other stores, no fast food chains. If you are caught there you will be taxed for breathing their oxygen. Since it is reported the folks are insufferable snobs, I am truly shocked our loveable Sam is from there. Which proves he is alien.

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

Isn’t there a Walmart in every town?

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You should spend a year in rural Missouri. The people are really great. Cashiers will strike up conversations with you, strangers will instantly help you. We have our share of purple-haired lesbians, and assorted kooks.
We actually practice diversity and inclusion and accept everyone. If you have a problem a redneck or a hillbilly friend will grab a bat and go with you to settle the problem.
Pretty fun place

 

[13dolphins1]

You should spend a year in rural Missouri. The people are really great. Cashiers will strike up conversations with you, strangers will instantly help you. We have our share of purple-haired lesbians, and assorted kooks.
We actually practice diversity and inclusion and accept everyone. If you have a problem a redneck or a hillbilly friend will grab a bat and go with you to settle the problem.
Pretty fun place

Their must me alot of Missourians from Michigan because I just did a double take when reading this as I thought you were talking about this crazy state. About the only thing we dont tolerate much are Aliens, Werewolves, Vampires, bad Fairies and Sasquatch's.
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[Hillbilly Prince]

Their must me alot of Missourians from Michigan because I just did a double take when reading this as I thought you were talking about this crazy state. About the only thing we dont tolerate much are Aliens, Werewolves, Vampires, bad Fairies and Sasquatch's.
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Maybe you don't live where you think? There are pockets of hillbillies in Ohio,PA, and other eastern states from what I hear. Makes us look sophisticated.
We have mo-no, not Sasquatch.
Is Sam Connecticut's mothman?

 

[Honest Samuel]

It is not good to insult me, Tippy and the great state of Connecticut.

 

[Honest Samuel]

And to all, a good night.

 

[13dolphins1]

And to all, a good night.

I have missed this....
And to me a good
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[13dolphins1]

Maybe you don't live where you think? There are pockets of hillbillies in Ohio,PA, and other eastern states from what I hear. Makes us look sophisticated.
We have mo-no, not Sasquatch.
Is Sam Connecticut's mothman?

Maybe it was Tickman in Connecticut? Mothmans 1st cousin?
As for Big Foot....I have my own theory.
I believe they are small and go around on handmade wooden shoes wrapped in deer fur or bear fur leaving giant footprints fooling us simple minded humans. They are about the size of a large dog. Speak fluent in many languages including Egyptian, Mexican and English. Are big Michael Jackson fans and run very fast.
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[against the wind]

And as the sun goes down on Port Allegheny the local Flying Monkey Patrol starts to make their rounds.

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

Tickman! Of course. Makes perfect sense now. Running across the road at night, sneaking into camper's tents and biting their butt or other sensitive areas. We have ticks but not a Tickman.

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

That is pretty even with flying monkees.

 

[13dolphins1]

And as the sun goes down on Port Allegheny the local Flying Monkey Patrol starts to make their rounds.

If you have a flying monkey patrol it's time to be packing up some pigeons and head any direction but West! Turds falling from the sky from those monkeys in just plain wrong. Just wrong!
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[13dolphins1]

Tickman! Of course. Makes perfect sense now. Running across the road at night, sneaking into camper's tents and biting their butt or other sensitive areas. We have ticks but not a Tickman.

Yeah Tickman is no joke for sure. He will bite those sensitive parts.....wait...did Valley just get bitten by a Tickman? I dont wonder what sensitive part was tagged but he has been awfully silent of late? I wonder if he is speaking in a very high voice as this is a side effect of the Tickman bite. Poor Valley.....1st he lives in California and 2nd he found out the hard way that Tickman went West. Probably from all those earthquakes lately.
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[Hillbilly Prince]

oh hell no! Is he now Valley Girl?! It makes sense...giving us the silent treatment for being too manly, ignoring Sam because he didn't call or write "her" for so long. If Sam gave up some candy and flowers VG might forgive even if he transformed him or her or what not. Not sure about having a girl on the thread

 

[13dolphins1]

I tell you, life sure can throw you some curve balls...Hopefully Valley can fight through the delusional venom of Tickman post us an update and that all is well.
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[against the wind]

GOOD MORNING TNET!!