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[13dolphins1]

My, my, my. We are busy in SW Missouri.
I don't know about you guys but, I think I'll keep the pigeons in the loft and the Mermaids in the lake.

I agree with Wind....Mermaids kind of suck.
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[sjvalleyhunter]

No mermaids in California. Must be an east coast thing.

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[Honest Samuel]

Good Afternoon you all, a raining day in Connecticut, Last.

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

No blood test needed, just see above receipe. **Also, you can get you hands on some carp. Place carp everywhere under your house floor boards. As soon as those fish start rotting and smelling the mermaid will change into human form. (IMPORTANT...its human form can be controlled by gender of rotting fish. If your rotting carp are 3 to 1 female then the mermaid will transform into a female). Really pile the fish in there as well** stacking four high will help on ratio counts.
If it's a northeastern mermaid she will grant you 1 wish. If it's a Northwestern mermaid she may tear your face off and wear it as a trophy for 1 year. Northwestern mermaids are rarer in nature.
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Now I'm afraid to ask her where she came from. You sure know a lot about these things. All my fairies are female-does that work? Don't know where to get that much carp. I know. I'll get several boxes of fish sticks and we can sort them. I assume she can tell female fishsticks from male based on scent.
Been a long time since I ate fish eggs.
Just had an idea-there is a fish hatchery a few miles from here. I can take her fishing for trout and no one is gonna notice how she smells. We can probably score a lot of fish guts at the cleaning station.

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

My, my, my. We are busy in SW Missouri.
I don't know about you guys but, I think I'll keep the pigeons in the loft and the Mermaids in the lake.

Did you get your pidgeons back?
I thought of something. Can pidgeons be trained to swim like ducks?

 

[13dolphins1]

Did you get your pidgeons back?
I thought of something. Can pidgeons be trained to swim like ducks?

Yeah I hope you get the one back doing well.
That is also a very good question posed by Hillary Prince.....[emoji85].....If you could make a pigeon swim like a duck and quack.....holy crapoly would you make some money on YouTube showing that off!
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[sjvalleyhunter]

Today’s simple math lesson: 2 + 2 = I’m last
End of lesson.

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[against the wind]

GOOD MORNING TNET!!

 

[13dolphins1]

GM Wind
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[Hillbilly Prince]

Yeah I hope you get the one back doing well.
That is also a very good question posed by Hillary Prince.....[emoji85].....If you could make a pigeon swim like a duck and quack.....holy crapoly would you make some money on YouTube showing that off!
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Not sure if pidgeons can imitate ducks. But a Myna bird could.
Maybe put a little mineral oil on them to help them float. Like ducks have. I guess pidgeons float like duck would be amazing even if they didn't quack.

 

[13dolphins1]

Not sure if pidgeons can imitate ducks. But a Myna bird could.
Maybe put a little mineral oil on them to help them float. Like ducks have. I guess pidgeons float like duck would be amazing even if they didn't quack.

I believe Wind could train them. If he could do a pigeon imitating a duck video and follow it up with a pigeon imitating a T-Rex video....he might have 1 million followers in a weekend. I'm pulling for him!
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[Honest Samuel]

And a very good Afternoon. I am feeling better while being last.

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

I believe Wind could train them. If he could do a pigeon imitating a dick video and follow it up with a pigeon imitating a T-Rex video....he might have 1 million followers in a weekend. I'm pulling for him!
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Teach a pidgeon to imitate a what Well there went day. The fairies and Mermaid are giggling like 13 year olds in church when people talk about tying their a$$ to a tree.
I was keeping things achievable, but you are putting quite a lot of pressure on Wind. Not sure how they would feel about doing pron when he is still pickng out a flatscreen.

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

And a very good Afternoon. I am feeling better while being last.

Glad you are feeling better. But you are seldom last.
My Mermaid said she will smoosch Tippy with her tail if she comes sneaking around.

 

[13dolphins1]

Teach a pidgeon to imitate a what Well there went day. The fairies and Mermaid are giggling like 13 year olds in church when people talk about tying their a$$ to a tree.
I was keeping things achievable, but you are putting quite a lot of pressure on Wind. Not sure how they would feel about doing pron when he is still pickng out a flatscreen.

Oops...I had to fix my alternative spelling of duck!
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[Hillbilly Prince]

Oops...I had to fix my alternative spelling of duck!
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Luckily I immortalized your post by replying
I am discombobulated with the Mermaid. Yesterday I woke up and quickly learned I was not going to keep down anything. Dry heaves all day.
Mermaid says I was coughing and congested when she showed up, so it isn't fish related. Sure.
I am so tempted to make hot winga out of these spare kitty parts left over from the fairies protecting Fish Girl.
Hate to waste meat...but not sure I can ignore the source.

 

[13dolphins1]

Luckily I immortalized your post by replying
I am discombobulated with the Mermaid. Yesterday I woke up and quickly learned I was not going to keep down anything. Dry heaves all day.
Mermaid says I was coughing and congested when she showed up, so it isn't fish related. Sure.
I am so tempted to make hot winga out of these spare kitty parts left over from the fairies protecting Fish Girl.
Hate to waste meat...but not sure I can ignore the source.

Kitty wings are not for me. Maybe Sam will chime in on what kind of BBQ sauce he would recommend?
I hope you feel better and let's all hope you do not have that awful Mermaid Kissing Disease. Main side affect is nausea. It could be you cells are joining together at a nuclear level and your body is in a morphing stage. When you take a bath see if you can hold you breath for a very, very long time under water. It could possibly be that your cells are trying to become a Merman!
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[Hillbilly Prince]

Kitty wings are not for me. Maybe Sam will chime in on what kind of BBQ sauce he would recommend?
I hope you feel better and let's all hope you do not have that awful Mermaid Kissing Disease. Main side affect is nausea. It could be you cells are joining together at a nuclear level and your body is in a morphing stage. When you take a bath see if you can hold you breath for a very, very long time under water. It could possibly be that your cells are trying to become a Merman!
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Is it too late for a vaccine for MKD? Bad time of year to transform into anything, nevermind aMerman.
Although it would be interesting to learn what a Connecticut redneck rwcommends for kitty bbq, I am gonna pile these cats along a fence row and let possums and armadillos have a snack.

 

[13dolphins1]

Is it too late for a vaccine for MKD? Bad time of year to transform into anything, nevermind aMerman.
Although it would be interesting to learn what a Connecticut redneck rwcommends for kitty bbq, I am gonna pile these cats along a fence row and let possums and armadillos have a snack.

You would have to go waaaay underground to get a vaccine. Lol
The worse part is skin shedding...but we can burn that when we get there.
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[against the wind]

Working on the Loft all day. I have a wild pigeon that keeps coming back to the loft. I have a one way bobtrap that is supposed to let my white Homer's into the day coop but once they are in,, they can't get out. Well, this wild bird figured out the trap without any training. I had to remove him from the day pen twice today
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