NEW CONTEST

[Hillbilly Prince]

I'm not going to lie....if Wind agrees to this my wolf faries will take your fairies hostage until the 5 k is deposited into a online banking account.
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You mean into YOUR bank account?!
Are you muscling in on my action? I thought of this opportunity to do my buddy Wind a favor first, only asking for a tiny compensation. Math and thinking are not Fairy strong points and asking her to actually work is a big deal.
Why not let your Wolf Fairies provide Sam with security and make sure the Pats win next outing or something for a fee?

 

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[13dolphins1]

You mean into YOUR bank account?!
Are you muscling in on my action? I thought of this opportunity to do my buddy Wind a favor first, only asking for a tiny compensation. Math and thinking are not Fairy strong points and asking her to actually work is a big deal.
Why not let your Wolf Fairies provide Sam with security and make sure the Pats win next outing or something for a fee?

Long story short....Damned wolf fairies had a Fairy wine tasting competition at the last Fairy Carnival....being I am larger than a fairy they spiked my wine a little too much...then they invited me to play a little "friendly" card game in the back of the tasting booth. Never play cards with wolf fairies! I owe them a quick 10,000 Fubles (about 5000 us dollars).
Dont take it personal....just business.
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[Hillbilly Prince]

Long story short....Damned wolf fairies had a Fairy wine tasting competition at the last Fairy Carnival....being I am larger than a fairy they spiked my wine a little too much...then they invited me to play a little "friendly" card game in the back of the tasting booth. Never play cards with wolf fairies! I owe them a quick 10,000 Fubles (about 5000 us dollars).
Dont take it personal....just business.
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Well, we will see what Wind does. Meanwhile I will need your account number if I decide to help out.
My Fairies are Bat Fairies. They do use Fubles, but they will take corn flakes as they think they are edible gold.

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

Which does not make it right. I need fish. Fish cost money. Corn flakes cost money. I can't find much work for my Fairies as employers wonder about the wings. Although they did earn a few bucks at a haunted house. Too bad circus sideshows and carnies are no longer a thing.

 

[sjvalleyhunter]

Today is my birthday and being last is the best present I’ve received so far!

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[13dolphins1]

Today is my birthday and being last is the best present I’ve received so far!

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Happy Birthday Valley
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[Hillbilly Prince]

Today is my birthday and being last is the best present I’ve received so far!

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Happy Birthday Valley!

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

Hey Valley, would you like a birthday cake made of corn flakes? It almost tastes better than it sounds.

 

[sjvalleyhunter]

Hey Valley, would you like a birthday cake made of corn flakes? It almost tastes better than it sounds.

I’d be content with the cookies that Wind promised.

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[13dolphins1]

I’d be content with the cookies that Wind promised.

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Are you sure? A Cornflake birthday cake sounds yummy to me. I will throw in some Hickory Nut Toad Stool Frosting....I think that would be a terrific combo.
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[Hillbilly Prince]

Are you sure? A Cornflake birthday cake sounds yummy to me. I will throw in some Hickory Nut Toad Stool Frosting....I think that would be a terrific combo.
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O.M.G. I can already taste it! We havec had a poor poison Toad Stool harvest. I will overnight thec cake to you for frosting and you can send it on. Don't worry Valley, the Hickory Nuts absorb the poison so it is as safe to consume as whole Puffer Fish.

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

Speaking of Puffer Fish, Mermaid tells me every time she eats those her shell size goes from A to A+. I need to look on Amazon.

 

[13dolphins1]

O.M.G. I can already taste it! We havec had a poor poison Toad Stool harvest. I will overnight thec cake to you for frosting and you can send it on. Don't worry Valley, the Hickory Nuts absorb the poison so it is as safe to consume as whole Puffer Fish.

Dang....will have to make more frosting...I ate the last batch and now I need a nap.
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[Hillbilly Prince]

Dang....will have to make more frosting...I ate the last batch and now I need a nap.
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Maybe a nap is not a good idea. Hope your frosting maker did not go heavy on the Toad Stools.

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

Thanks for the deposit, Wind. Fairy was going to catch a flight to Washington but she was tagged by TSA. By the time they got through with her she needed a cigarette even tho she doesn't smoke. After that she took a nap and went back for another round. I told her to just wing it which she will as soon as her legs quit shaking.
So she should be on your case bright and early tomorrow morning.

 

[13dolphins1]

Did someone just that....Dolphin is the person who will comment
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[against the wind]

Today is my birthday and being last is the best present I’ve received so far!

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Happy Birthday buddy,,

 

[13dolphins1]

And to me....a good
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[Hillbilly Prince]

Party time over. Last again.

 

[sjvalleyhunter]

Laaaaaaaaaaaast!