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[A2coins]

Ill help carry the load

 

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[Honest Samuel]

Tippy past lovers were male cats, she is not into that any more.

 

[A2coins]

She dating an Elephant at this time,they left the Island do have a picnic on Saturns ring the lonliers are sleeping for the season so they are free to roam

 

[A2coins]

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[djackson7348]

Finally, It looks like everyone has got offline to watch the DEM implosion I can sneak in here and plant my flag....
My friends, I declare, that I am Last

 

[13dolphins1]

Finally, It looks like everyone has got offline to watch the DEM implosion I can sneak in here and plant my flag....
My friends, I declare, that I am Last

Your emoji looks like a guy who is well endowed taking a wiz after a long night of heavy drinking as opposed to a metal detectorist... kind of makes one chuckle even when one is
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[djackson7348]

Aww. Now you've got me blushing...

at Last

 

[13dolphins1]

Tippy past lovers were male cats, she is not into that any more.

I didn't know shapeshifting alien felines had a sexual preference? Maybe Tippy leads a second life that makes you unaware of her prowling.
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[13dolphins1]

She dating an Elephant at this time,they left the Island do have a picnic on Saturns ring the lonliers are sleeping for the season so they are free to roam

And little did they know that their is a roque invisible planet, inhabited by Monkey Bats that have been watching Saturn for ions....and have picked this moment to wage a full scale attack on the lonliers and all that are moving. They will rain down a literal **** storm of bat and monkey pooh that will make breathing nearly impossible!
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[A2coins]

I cant stomach the Democrat circus these people are Russian agents tippy knew that before she put em all in the sandbox to bury them one at a time Saturn was to cold so shes hiding in a shelter on planet numitz playing chess with the old timers

 

[A2coins]

LAAAAASSSSTTTTTT

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

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[13dolphins1]

I cant stomach the Democrat circus these people are Russian agents tippy knew that before she put em all in the sandbox to bury them one at a time Saturn was to cold so shes hiding in a shelter on planet numitz playing chess with the old timers

I believe you meant planet Numbnuts? There is a secret underground keyboard application that will autocorrect alien words instead of the google Human keyboard you can install. You would need a sponsor to get it and also 6 different identity cards all with different names from at least 4 different states, you would need to also submit your DNA to a address to be taken to a DNA decoding facility to see which strain of alien DNA you have. There are 3 strains of alien DNA will get you a lifetime banishment from any and all privileges associated with this intergalactic intelligence club now and in the future. Once accepted you will be granted a lifetime membership with all the benefits including a monthly copy of Alien Insider (which self destructs after reading) and much more including the message poem...which starts like this:
Know your rights
Know your strain
you see an alien
Know when to fight em
Outta your sight!
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[A2coins]

Exactly and Naaanooo Naaaanooo right back at you Sir

 

[A2coins]

Mighty fine specimen be tippy but I am still last

 

[13dolphins1]

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Very interesting Hillbilly
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[djackson7348]

Yeah! My man Tommy is...Last

 

[13dolphins1]

Mighty fine specimen be tippy but I am still last

That is the Hollywood version of Tippy...in reality the greatest american hero, specifically the suit, was much more accurate depiction of alien technology. ET is a farse but watch the original star wars and tell me Greto doesn't look like one of those slimy creatures from the planet Druidoidadracie! Lucas may have met a Tippy or two in his day now.
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[A2coins]

Tippy is in a far away Galaxy 300 million light years away a a Bar on a planet which is called paradise. sluugin down shots in a most irresponsible manner there is no last call