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Hi all! I haven't disappeared yet!
Arfie is still here....and we thought you'd be a short timer...my respect and admiration for you is growing in leaps and bounds...quick, flyadive, get this contestant an honorable mention! Not that I have any real clout here....
 
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Ok then ,, hope you are ready for this ...... (seriously dramatic pause).............:icon_farao:
I'm seriously on the edge of my seat and in danger of falling off...not sure if I can take much more of these dramatic pauses...
 
OK.................. well................ermmm, hold on ........wait........... no sorry it's gone.... ................ (reflective moment, temporary pause) :dontknow:
 
OK.................. well................ermmm, hold on ........wait........... no sorry it's gone.... ................ (reflective moment, temporary pause) :dontknow:
I'll do your reflective moment, temporary pause and raise with a pregnant pause...
 
I mean really,, I'm just saying,, if I was to go to the USA and metal detect for 6 hrs, i would find the crap on Oak Island, within an hour , then Jesse James' prosthetic arm still holding his solid gold Colt .44 and that is all before lunch.. By nightfall I reckon Honest Abe's diamond tooth and a photo shoot with Bigfoot would be in the bag...
Then i would probably just go to bed.
 
I mean really,, I'm just saying,, if I was to go to the USA and metal detect for 6 hrs, i would find the crap on Oak Island, within an hour , then Jesse James' prosthetic arm still holding his solid gold Colt .44 and that is all before lunch.. By nightfall I reckon Honest Abe's diamond tooth and a photo shoot with Bigfoot would be in the bag...
Then i would probably just go to bed.
I can't imagine what you'd find after lunch....oh, I see...Honest Abe's diamond tooth and Bigfoot...I'd try and top that but there's nothing I can think of...let's see...if I went over the pond...Loch ness in the bag...uh a stick of guy fox's dynamite...uh...Henry the 8th's pool cue... and Richard the third...oh wait..he's been found under the R in a church car park...drats...
 
I reckon you have a good chance... seems like a good 12hrs work there
I can't imagine what you'd find after lunch....oh, I see...Honest Abe's diamond tooth and Bigfoot...I'd try and top that but there's nothing I can think of...let's see...if I went over the pond...Loch ness in the bag...uh a stick of guy fox's dynamite...uh...Henry the 8th's pool cue... and Richard the third...oh wait..he's been found under the R in a church car park...drats...
 
yeah yeah.....; what else can we talk about ?
There's lots....let's see...uh...give me a moment....what was the question? Oh, here's one! Nah, come to think of it, not very interesting....wait...let me check...now where did I put that coupon? I think I had a coupon?....
 
So if 'peckerhead' isn't used all that often... then i guess 'douchebag' must be a common utterance within the blue rinse community ?
 
So if 'peckerhead' isn't used all that often... then i guess 'douchebag' must be a common utterance within the blue rinse community ?
Not sure...I've heard it used on occasion...the hard part is blessing instead of cursing...and keeping my dentures from falling out... especially when driving. :)
 

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