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Unicorns are real!! Everybody knows that!:BangHead: I saw one eating out of the bird feeder today!

Ticks me off, every time I fill the bird feeder? A stupid unicorn comes around knocking the seed out all over the ground with it's special horn thingamajig...



Well...I may have fibbed a little.....I didn't really fill the bird feeder today!

The best way to keep squirrels from raiding the bird feeder is to put some olive oil on the pole.
I imagine it will work for Unicorns too.
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Just shoot the damn thing... Their good on the grill. I shoot a couple a year. Don't eat the horn!

Ours down here are a special breed..Their wings stop the bullets. It's a superman breed...

like this!

Ok, Ok, I better do something productive today!:laughing7: I have a heater core to finish! What a pain!!!!!Pull half the dash apart, had to make my own AC line disconnects, everything is rusty,mouse nests,cant reach bolts or hoses unless I crawl in engine compartment:laughing7:etc...........:laughing7: I had the wheels blocked and the truck parked up at the top of the hill by the garage. Well? By the end of the day? I knocked it out of park, when I jerked on dash it knocked the transfer case in neutral from outside the passenger door! Rolled over my 4x4 blocks and down the drive! I jumped in across the seat and managed to jam my foot, with all the dash parts hanging, on the brake!!!! SO...Now, I have further to go for tools when I need them!:laughing7: And no! This isn't like the unicorn or airplane story Limitool! This really happened! I wish I would have caught that on tape!! The swearing alone would have been funny!:laughing7:
 

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Nitric sounds like you had one of those SCREAM-LIKE -SCHOOL GIRL moments !!! LOL! :icon_thumleft::icon_thumleft: :icon_thumleft:
 

If ya need some therapy give me a call later... gotta go eat now!
 

Nitric sounds like you had one of those SCREAM-LIKE -SCHOOL GIRL moments !!! LOL! :icon_thumleft::icon_thumleft: :icon_thumleft:

I'll admit! YES!! MIGHT have screamed like a little girl too!:laughing7: I sat shaking for a few seconds, smoked a cig, to collect my thoughts! There is a power company transformer box across the street at the end of the drive. As fast as everything happened, that was the only thing I could think of! "oh...%^$ I can't hit that box!!!":laughing7: Funny how fast our brains work and what we think!:laughing7:
 

images.jpg Why do I put up with this?
 

Winner winner chicken dinner
 

First....wait I mean last
 

The pink pug acorn is cute but we still Win!!! HH Chug And Red
 

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ty for the vote
 

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