Cracked me up hollow. He was one of a litter we found here at work. We think the mom was killed because these guys were starving to death and were only about 3 weeks old. We even had to make them go potty by rubbing damp paper towels on their butts. They were clogged up. He's not fat, he's buff.
I found a stray Tuxedo kitten a year ago and my wife and I took her in. She was a scraggly looking fur ball, but now she as healthy as can be and is nice enough to let us live in our house. She is a lot bigger than she used to be, but not like that moose you have. That is a very good looking all White cat.
...errr Packer....I believe that feline has passed thru the phase known as "kitty"! That's a big 'un! I have a Norwegian Forest Cat that some peolpe say looks like a bowling ball with a head. Big cats are fun!