Nurses can get even...!

[Old Dog]

A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.

The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.

However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling

at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery

the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable. Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive tape, t he kind that doesn't come off easily.



Written in large black letters was the sentence:













"Get well soon....from the nurse in the black Tahoe you pulled over last week."

 

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[truckinbutch]

Buddy of mine had to have a circumcision in his late 20's.
He was right much of a jacka$$ to his very pretty nurse prior to surgery.
The next day she slipped into his room and did a 'striptease',smiling,as she watched him writhing and crying as his stitches tore loose.

 

[stefen]

Buddy of mine had to have a circumcision in his late 20's.
He was right much of a jacka$$ to his very pretty nurse prior to surgery.
The next day she slipped into his room and did a 'striptease',smiling,as she watched him writhing and crying as his stitches tore loose.

Years ago I following jaw surgery, I shared a room with a guy that had a late-in-life circumcism and you would not have beleived the screams of pain when they changed the dressings every couple of hours...

Therefore, a good rule is you don't dick with the nurse until its healed

 

[truckinbutch]

Buddy of mine had to have a circumcision in his late 20's.
He was right much of a jacka$$ to his very pretty nurse prior to surgery.
The next day she slipped into his room and did a 'striptease',smiling,as she watched him writhing and crying as his stitches tore loose.

Years ago I following jaw surgery, I shared a room with a guy that had a late-in-life circumcism and you would not have beleived the screams of pain when they changed the dressings every couple of hours...

Therefore, a good rule is you don't dick with the nurse until its healed

YUP! My oldest daughter is a charge nurse at a major hospital.
From her stories if you want to be a dick going in you won't have one coming out.