Off topic-Gator attack in Florida

[fongu]

Florida woman stops alligator attack with a small Beretta pistol.

This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator. What is the smallest caliber that you would trust to protect yourself? A Beretta Jetfire testimonial.... Here is her story in her own words:

"While out walking along the edge of a pond just outside of The Villages with my soon to be ex-husband discussing property settlement and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft. alligator which suddenly emerged from the murky water and began charging us with its large jaws wide open. She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive. If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire .25 caliber pistol with me, I would not be here today! Just one shot to my estranged husband's knee cap was all it took....

The 'gator got him easily and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace. It's one of the best pistols in my collection! Plus the amount I saved in lawyer’s fees was really incredible.

If you and the wife are having problems, don't let her read this post....lol

 

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[sponge]

Good read lol. I was tricked at first.

 

[G.I.B.]

The Villages huh... 'should be some retired lawyers there. See if they want to come over and see the gator.

Tell them the gator was standing on a big fat wad of cash.

 

[RustyGold]

So funny!

 

[Sluice Box]

Guess we all know now who's wearing the pants in this relationship.

Sluice

 

[ARC]

Friggin great. heh

 

[gollum]

I don't care who you are. That's funny, right there!

 

[austin]

Plus you were so sweet to feed that poor creature. You are a true conservationist...

 

[fongu]

I told this joke to my pastor and his wife and she insisted he go fishing on the river with her this week. Hope he is at church tonight. lol