50 SHADES OF JEFF-GORDON (VIEW AT YOUR PERIL)

[Peyton Manning]

Ok that was just to get the views. Haven't read the book or seen the movie, and won't.
Just got 8 more inches (of snow) last night.
Bored and disappointed that spring will be delayed longer.
I just booked a weekend in Gatlinburg in May so maybe I can get something down there.
Yet to pick my beach for this year.

 

[NHBandit]

Free moonshine tasting. There's 3 more new companies that just opened up in Gatlinburg besides Ole Smokey Moonshine that was already there.. Call if you need bail money. I'm only an hour away. Here have some pie..

 

[Peyton Manning]

cool, do you still have that camaro? ( I might stop by during the night)

 

[NHBandit]

lmao.. yep I do

 

[NHBandit]

Don't go through Nashville.. There's some pretty nutty women over that way..

 

[Peyton Manning]

I go through Knoxville ( gotta keep away from the coilyone)

 

[NHBandit]

I go through Knoxville ( gotta keep away from the coilyone)

That was kinda my point but I'm glad you said it, not me...

 

[Peyton Manning]

she is unrelenting, but I have a protective order on her now

 

[CoilyGirl]

Don't go through Nashville.. There's some pretty nutty women over that way..

I can heeeeaaar youse. Don't make me get my flying monkeys(uh vultures)

 

[Peyton Manning]

I forgot she can read

 

[CoilyGirl]

Yup and we have paved roads too now,right Bandit? Speaking of likker have yall ever tried Rock and Rye? That stuff is smoother than a baby's butt.

 

[G.I.B.]

I don't know how they can resist you Jeff-

50 Shades of Grey and one Shade of Mauve...

 

[CoilyGirl]

I'm just glad this isn' t one of those reveal all threads,my heart(and eyes) can't take it.

 

[Peyton Manning]

why, whatever do you mean Nitric?

 

[G.A.P.metal]

I don't know how they can resist you Jeff-

50 Shades of Grey and one Shade of Mauve...

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Now we see the real jeff.....i almost crapped myself...he`s wearing my sneakers
Gary

 

[Peyton Manning]

clean up on aisle 4!!

 

[texasred777]

Guess I'll 'fess up. I read the books; all 3 of 'em. Talk about some sickos! I had always heard about these people, but still wonder if many actually exist. Or is it just something someone imagines. I can't believe anybody, man or woman, would indulge in such actions; unless they are just loony-tunes. I've tried to have an open mind about such, but this is just 'beyond out there'.
Looking back, I can't understand why I went on to finish reading the 1st book beyond the first few chapters; but then to read the other 2 books--?? I've always had a habit of reading a book from cover, even if it wasn't that interesting to me. I doubt I've stopped reading more than 7 or 8 books in my lifetime. I just seem to 'got to finish it'. And I have read a few books in my lifetime! I have a certificate from the public library where I grew up, stating I read more books from the public library during my senior year of high school, than anyone else. If I find a book that I like, and there are more written following it, I'll read the next one, and the next one, as long as they keep coming. Oh, No!, I won't read anymore of the '50 shades' books.

 

[worldtalker]

Ok that was just to get the views. Haven't read the book or seen the movie, and won't.
Just got 8 more inches (of snow) last night.
Bored and disappointed that spring will be delayed longer.
I just booked a weekend in Gatlinburg in May so maybe I can get something down there.
Yet to pick my beach for this year.

Take a drive to Cades Cove..you'll like it.

 

[Peyton Manning]

Tred why in the world would you read all 3 if you didn't like the first one?

Can't wait to hear what T_H thought of them!!

 

[texasred777]

As I said, when I start a series of books, I can't seem to stop until I've finished 'em. I really can't remember much about what I read! Seriously! It was just something that I read because it was something I had wondered about, and once I started, I didn't stop until I finished the series. Kinda like the Nancy Drew series when I was a teen. I didn't really enjoy them that much because I thought they were for girls only. I wasn't a girl and didn't think I should be reading them. If it had been Bill Drew instead of Nancy? Probably would have loved 'em! No, I don't remember much about them either. I remember a lot more about Tom Swift and the Hardy Boys books.