He doesnt have enough sense to pour piss out of a boot, with the instructions on the bottom.
-He is so black he would leave fingerprints on charcoal.
-Thats more F'd Up than a Snake in a Lawn Mower.
-She is a Professional Time Waster.
-My Tolerance for Aggravation is at an all time low.
-There is always a "Southern Gentleman" in the Fuel Supply. (Better known as TIAANITWP)
-He is such an A-Hole that if I passed him on the side the road, and he was on fire, i wouldnt stop to piss on him to put it out.
-Im busier than a one armed paper hanger with the crabs, just a hangin and a scratchin.
-She has a face that would make a freight train take a dirt road.
-She is so dumb that it would take her 3 hours to watch 60 minutes.
-You dont know **** from shineola.
-Opinions are like *******s, everyone has one.
-Ya dont grow potatoes and get tomatoes.
-He didnt know wether to **** or go blind.
-They had more fun than 10 blind lesbians in a hot tub full of sardines.
-It was as quiet as a church mouse pissin on cotton.
-He was snoring like a freight train on an uphill grind.
-He was grinning like a opossum eatin a sweet potater.
-That guy is nuttier than squirrel turds.
It is crazy when you think about it. They were held to 3 lousy points. No touchdown. So much for boy genius coach.
