Old sayings

[nomad 11]

are you talkin to me ? are you talkin to me ?

 

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[nomad 11]

i'd walk a mile for a camel

 

[nomad 11]

Marsha, Marsha, Marsha

 

[nomad 11]

all for one. and one for all

 

[nomad 11]

life will break your heart and steal your crown

 

[nomad 11]

share and share alike

 

[nomad 11]

This is the last straw that broke the camel toe’s back

what ? your camel has a toe on his back ? thats a different version of the story i heard

 

[nomad 11]

make no bones about it

 

[nomad 11]

its you lucky day

 

[nomad 11]

some people have all the luck

 

[nomad 11]

da early bird catches da worm

 

[nomad 11]

ya snooze ya loose

 

[nomad 11]

oh thats far out man

 

[nomad 11]

you're so cheap ya squeak

 

[nomad 11]

are you a man or a mouse

 

[nomad 11]

smile and the sun will come out

 

[nomad 11]

i'll missed ya as much as i miss a tooth ache

 

[nomad 11]

laughter is the best medicine................................and it does'nt leave a bad taste in you mouth

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

He doesnt have enough sense to pour piss out of a boot, with the instructions on the bottom.
-He is so black he would leave fingerprints on charcoal.
-Thats more F'd Up than a Snake in a Lawn Mower.
-She is a Professional Time Waster.
-My Tolerance for Aggravation is at an all time low.
-There is always a "Southern Gentleman" in the Fuel Supply. (Better known as TIAANITWP)
-He is such an A-Hole that if I passed him on the side the road, and he was on fire, i wouldnt stop to piss on him to put it out.
-Im busier than a one armed paper hanger with the crabs, just a hangin and a scratchin.
-She has a face that would make a freight train take a dirt road.
-She is so dumb that it would take her 3 hours to watch 60 minutes.
-You dont know **** from shineola.
-Opinions are like *******s, everyone has one.
-Ya dont grow potatoes and get tomatoes.
-He didnt know wether to **** or go blind.
-They had more fun than 10 blind lesbians in a hot tub full of sardines.
-It was as quiet as a church mouse pissin on cotton.
-He was snoring like a freight train on an uphill grind.
-He was grinning like a opossum eatin a sweet potater.
-That guy is nuttier than squirrel turds.

Was laughinng my a$$ off at some of those
Can't figure out why my dad had such a name. He was born somewhere around Lubbock Texas.

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

did ya miss me ?

Just figured one of the nuns tracked you down and you had to run for it.