OMG this was hovering over my house what is it

[wesfrye53]

My "trap" keeps coming up empty!

Hence...Frosty Moon

Gypsy Mystery...may your door fly open and 10 inches of snow fill your abode for "rubbing it in"

Well this seems like a good place to ask: At weddings, swans are often found adorning the cake, as swans have one mate for life. But so do beavers, so why aren't they shown the same respects in these events?

Any wedding with an unlimited open bar will usually have a beaver display nhbenz. It usually doesn't come out until later though.

BTW...I'll bet that Full Beaver Moon at those weddings isn't a 3 day's ride away either

 

[imafishingnutt]

OMG I just saw the object again it came down lower and shot a beem to my front door,
at first i thought they were trying to kill me then i heard a strange sound like a cat in trouble so i went to rescue it being the animal lover i am and this is what I found.
I hope it never gets cataracts or my vet bill will send me into bankrupsy.

UPDATE. I just tried to feed it but it wont eat anything but beens.
and let me tell you thiers nothing on this plannet worse than a alien cats gas.
whewww

 

[Noodle]

poor baby...

 

[Monty]

Imafishingnut, you are a very sick person. I think I love you! That is if you are a girl. Just never could go the other way....not that there is anything wrong with it. How about them Cowboys? Oh and Beaver tastes like chicken....., not that there is anything wrong with it. M nty

 

[Farmercal]

You guys and gals are all nuts. But then again, that's why I hang around here.

 

[imafishingnutt]

Well
the gassy space cat was calm and relaxed today after eating a whole can of beens.
when i got a knock at my door.
it was a friend of mine who quickly asked if he could bring his dog in out of the car.
i said sure but thought id grab my camera to get a pic of his dogs reaction to my new space cat.
this is what i got on the picture.

 

[steve71]

Mystery solved.....

According to The Old Farmer's Almanac....that was a Full Beaver Moon.

But alas...a new mystery.....why is it called a full "Beaver" moon?

We're waiting Gypsy Mystery

full beaver moon thats back in the day when they had no lights.full moon shed light so the girls had no place to hide.so all the guys would love that full beaver moon.hit them in the head with the club and back to the cave.i used to have a shirt that said beaver patrol.was my guess,lol

 

[Kentucky Kache]

So all you guys that dont have your beaver Traps set for winter....better get busy!

The real guys, the beavers come to them. Yeah, right.

 

[Monty]

I can remember when that word didn't denote a double intend re. Perhaps this thread should be moved to the "funny" section? Eh what? M nty

 

[GunFarce]

Well!!!! Looks Like You've been "Mooned"