Oscar Mayer Weiner song for detecting...made up my own words. Join me

[Scrappy]

I consider this a find, because making up these words to the Oscar Mayer seiner song helped me find my sanity at work today. Please feel free to add verses.

"Oh I wish I were a-metal detecting
And I could swing my detector away
'Cause I would be a-finding coins and relics
And not sweating at work all day"

 

[Old Dude]

My boss would live another day
Cause my anger would go away
Diggin' a plug and whistling a tune
Sends my happiness to the moon!

 

[Skippy SH13]

Oh I like to find the stuff that you've lost
Especially when it's goooooooollllddd
Cause I like GOOOOOLLLDDD
When it's the stuu-uuufff you've LOOOSSST.


Uh... yeah, lyricist I'm not.

-Skippy

 

[Scrappy]

My boss would live another day
Cause my anger would go away
Diggin' a plug and whistling a tune
Sends my happiness to the moon!

Oh I wish Old Dude would find a shiny nickel, a silver one with with the big mintmark absurd...
'Cause if Old Dude had a silver nickel, he could finally flip us all the bird!!!

 

[qaela4]

S I L...V E R T O D A Y
If I find silver today
I'll be on my merry way
to add it to my growing stash
that my wife wishes I would sell for cash

S I L...V E R T O D A Y

 

[toadspaghetti]

Soon I will be out a swinging
The AT PRO chirping nice and loud
OD nickel, Merc, & a Barber
See me smile & feeling so proud