That location is infested with ticks! Never seen cold-blooded creatures getting swarmed by ticks. Wow! Some are just engorged with blood, too.
Two years ago we had a warm winter, the ticks were at epidemic levels and I was wading and fishing a creek for flathead bait near a bike trail when I spied this cop ride by on his bike looking at me. He thought I didn't see him, but I knew he was up to something by his attentive gaze as he faked a drive-by.
Maybe 10 to 15 minutes pass and he finally comes out from the thick brush where he'd been crawling around on his belly (I could hear him too) doing his own spying on me...so I just stayed parked waist deep in the middle of the creek channel. This snot nosed 23 yr old noob finally slithers out and does a freakin license check on me! I never had a city cop check my fishing license - never happens.
So as this kid is harassing me a little, has some chip on his shoulder, and he's calling my info over his radio when I notice his vest is crawling with ticks....so I gleefully point it out and say, "I'd do a tick check when you get back to the station. You shouldn't crawl around in the bush trying to sneak on people without wearing deet. Those things will kill you!"
He looks down and started freaking out like he was covered in fire ants or something. I don't think he could get back to the trail fast enough. Plus he and I both knew he was going to collect more on the way back....
oh, how I loved ticks at that very moment!
Have a great day, Officer!
