Parking Authority

[poorhunter78]

'Scoop ,
We jus scussed this in a PM . Sumun here will look after the little boy if ya take him to the swamp
and don't bring him back

I see a new reality show in his future........

Welp Boy's! Beel # 4.0.2 jus wint threw, Parkin in dis lot is now $15.

I got's a meetin tuh git to, So don't know if'in I check back for Sunday.. Spart is in charge of the lot..

So don't Wreck the Dad Burn Joint fot I get back!!!!

 

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[bigscoop]

'Scoop ,
We jus scussed this in a PM . Sumun here will look after the little boy if ya take him to the swamp
and don't bring him back

I see a new reality show in his future........

Spart is in charge of the lot..

Whooohooo.....Free beer! Free parking! and FREE "live" dancing girls you don't have to blow up! Stay another week if you want.....

 

[truckinbutch]

'Scoop ,
We jus scussed this in a PM . Sumun here will look after the little boy if ya take him to the swamp
and don't bring him back

I see a new reality show in his future........

Spart is in charge of the lot..

Whooohooo.....Free beer! Free parking! and FREE "live" dancing girls you don't have to blow up! Stay another week if you want.....

Don't park in Poorhunter's spot .............................. It's got cow dooky in it .

 

[stefen]

Don't park in Poorhunter's spot .............................. It's got cow dooky in it .

Any truth in the rumor that PH straps a 2 X 4 on to keep from fallin in?

 

[truckinbutch]

Don't park in Poorhunter's spot .............................. It's got cow dooky in it .

Any truth in the rumor that PH straps a 2 X 4 on to keep from fallin in?

Naawp .......... He's more concerned with not fallin off his stump/stool than he is about fallin in

 

[stefen]

Understand he's now know on the frontier as Ole Stumpy...the bovine whisperer

 

[poorhunter78]

Understand he's now know on the frontier as Ole Stumpy...the bovine whisperer

Don't know bout all that!

Been in Philly eatin $3.50 hot dog's and $4 a can beers.. They got to know me from all the bad gas in that place.. Quick, Here he comes, RUN!!!!

 

[truckinbutch]

Understand he's now know on the frontier as Ole Stumpy...the bovine whisperer

Don't know bout all that!

Been in Philly eatin $3.50 hot dog's and $4 a can beers.. They got to know me from all the bad gas in that place.. Quick, Here he comes, RUN!!!!

Worst I ever heard ! You didn't take your own jerky and a pint of hooch with you !........
SON! Ah .... LISTEN TO ME BOY ! when I tell you about going amongst the Phillistines !
Be prepared or they will rob you

 

[poorhunter78]

Understand he's now know on the frontier as Ole Stumpy...the bovine whisperer

Don't know bout all that!

Been in Philly eatin $3.50 hot dog's and $4 a can beers.. They got to know me from all the bad gas in that place.. Quick, Here he comes, RUN!!!!

Worst I ever heard ! You didn't take your own jerky and a pint of hooch with you !........
SON! Ah .... LISTEN TO ME BOY ! when I tell you about going amongst the Phillistines !
Be prepared or they will rob you

The 2 suitcases toted along, Consisted of 2-24 pack bud lights.. Some tater chips, and peanuts.. You know when yuh sit bored, and waiting....it don't take long to unload.. I mean get loaded.. Especially when there are 1500-2000 people and only 180 tables to shoot pool on!

Now this was not such a wasted trip, I did get my Arse handed to me on the table in the tournament 2-5 3-5, Which don't happen none toooo often... But the knowledge and the drive I found while there to play better.. will bring my pool game out of the coma It has been in..

Sorry folk's, To cover my losses.. I am giving out double fines this month.. Next month, I will give a 50% discount on fines..

 

[truckinbutch]

Tied a can to your tail , did they ? That can happen when ya go to the cities .......
Double fines Don't see that that will matter too much ...................................................
Ya can't get blood out of a turnip .

 

[poorhunter78]

Tied a can to your tail , did they ? That can happen when ya go to the cities .......
Double fines Don't see that that will matter too much ...................................................
Ya can't get blood out of a turnip .

Being held up by the feet and shake out the loose change usually works, Jus ask that Ugh Umm Doorman at the tiki-bar..

He dint have any in his pocket's, Then he went Supermidgetman

 

[truckinbutch]

Tied a can to your tail , did they ? That can happen when ya go to the cities .......
Double fines Don't see that that will matter too much ...................................................
Ya can't get blood out of a turnip .

Being held up by the feet and shake out the loose change usually works, Jus ask that Ugh Umm Doorman at the tiki-bar..

He dint have any in his pocket's, Then he went Supermidgetman

I can't stop you from taking aholt of me , Bubbie . I guarantee that I can break you of the habit

 

[poorhunter78]

Tied a can to your tail , did they ? That can happen when ya go to the cities .......
Double fines Don't see that that will matter too much ...................................................
Ya can't get blood out of a turnip .

Being held up by the feet and shake out the loose change usually works, Jus ask that Ugh Umm Doorman at the tiki-bar..

He dint have any in his pocket's, Then he went Supermidgetman

I can't stop you from taking aholt of me , Bubbie . I guarantee that I can break you of the habit

i knows better then that..

I is tawkin bout shakin da midjets down at da titi, i meen teeky bar.. sides i aint innuh mood fer restlin a squatch... last time dat gater got me good, memmer you's werein him fer shoes.

 

[stefen]

Been drinkin Drano again

What ever blows your dress up! Kilt, kilt.

I know who stole the ol toolbox..

Snatched that puppy did they...

 

[poorhunter78]

Been drinkin Drano again

What ever blows your dress up! Kilt, kilt.

I know who stole the ol toolbox..

Snatched that puppy did they...

They? It was a he! Marc Austin, And.. He stole my Daggum Toolbox! Right before he sold us out! Whaddyuh think! Time fer a lynching Ay?

 

[stefen]

Been drinkin Drano again

What ever blows your dress up! Kilt, kilt.

I know who stole the ol toolbox..

Snatched that puppy did they...

They? It was a he! Marc Austin, And.. He stole my Daggum Toolbox! Right before he sold us out! Whaddyuh think! Time fer a lynching Ay?

Never lynched an Ay...they midgets too?

 

[poorhunter78]

So much for fine print, This place went to hell in a hand basket.. How is a man sposed to con anybody when they can read the fine print.. This is a crock of BS

 

[bigscoop]

SHhhhhh.....(finger to lips).......he thinks Marc stole his tool box............what a great April Fools prank this has been.

 

[stefen]

Found a match box for your tool...let me know if its big enough

 

[poorhunter78]

Found a match box for your tool...let me know if its big enough

I just added a can of lighter fluid to the toolbox, Soak them socks in the lighter fluid put them on and light it with the matches.. To warm your tootsies!