Political humor...I think

[savant365]

How's this for apocalyptic literature. This was written by a
pastor's wife in biblical prose as a commentary of current events.

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And it came to pass in the Age of Insanity that the
people of the land

called
America , having lost their
morals, their initiative, and their

will to defend
their liberties, chose as their Supreme Leader that

person known as
"The One."


He emerged from the vapors with a message that had no
meaning; but He

hypnotized the
people telling them, "I am sent to save you." My lack

of experience, my
questionable ethics, my monstrous ego, and my

association with
evil doers are of no consequence. I shall save you

with hope and
Change. Go, therefore, and proclaim throughout the

land that he who
proceeded me is evil, that he has defiled the nation,

and that all he
has built must be destroyed. And the people rejoiced,

for even though
they knew not what "The One" would do, he had promised

that it was good;
and they believed. And "The One" said " We live in

the greatest
country in the world. Help me change everything about it!"

And the people
said, "Hallelujah! Change is good!"


Then He said, "We are going to tax the rich fat-cats."
And the

people said "Sock
it to them!" "And redistribute their wealth." And

the people said,
"Show us the money!" And the he said, "

redistribution of
wealth is good for everybody."

"4"
And Joe the plumber asked, " Are you kidding me?
You're going to

steal my money and
give it to the deadbeats??" And "The One"

ridiculed and
taunted him, and Joe's personal records were hacked and
publicized.

One lone reporter
asked, "Isn't that Marxist policy?" And she was

banished from the
kingdom!


Then a citizen asked, "With no foreign relations
experience and

having zero
military experience or knowledge, how will you deal with

radical
terrorists?" And "The One" said, "Simple. I shall sit with

them and talk with
them and show them how nice we really are; and they

will forget that
they ever wanted to kill us all!" And the people

said,
"Hallelujah!! We are safe at last, and we can beat our
weapons

into free cars for
the people!"


Then "The One" said "I shall give 95% of you lower
taxes." And one,

lone voice said,
"But 40% of us don't pay ANY taxes." So "The One"

said, "Then I
shall give you some of the taxes the fat-cats pay!"

And the people
said, "Hallelujah! Show us the money!"

Then "The One"
said, "I shall tax your Capital Gains when you sell

your homes!" And
the people yawned and the slumping housing market

collapsed. And He
said. "I shall mandate employer-funded health care

for every worker
and raise the minimum wage. And I shall give every

person unlimited
healthcare and medicine and transportation to the

clinics." And the
people said, "Give me some of that!"

Then he said, "I
shall penalize employers who ship jobs overseas."

And the people
said, "Where's my rebate check?"


Then "The One" said, "I shall bankrupt the coal industry
and

electricity rates
will skyrocket!" And the people said, "Coal is

dirty, coal is
evil, no more coal! But we don't care for that part

about higher
electric rates.." So "The One" said, Not to worry. If

your rebate isn't
enough to cover your expenses, we shall bail you out.

Just sign up with
ACORN and your troubles are over!"


Then He said, "Illegal immigrants feel scorned and
slighted. Let's

grant them
amnesty, Social Security, free education, free lunches,

free medical care,
bi-lingual signs and guaranteed housing..." And

the people said,
"Hallelujah!" and they made him king!


And so it came to pass that employers, facing spiraling
costs and

ever-higher taxes,
raised their prices and laid off workers. Others

simply gave up and
went out of business and the economy sank like unto

a rock dropped
from a cliff.

The banking
industry was destroyed. Manufacturing slowed to a

crawl. And more of
the people were without a means of support.


Then "The One"
said, "I am the "the One"- The Messiah - and I'm here

to save you! We
shall just print more money so everyone will have

enough!" But our
foreign trading partners said unto Him. "Wait a

minute. Your
dollar is not worth a pile of camel dung! You will have

to pay more.....
And "The One" said, "Wait a minute. That is

unfair!!" And the
world said, "Neither are these other idiotic

programs you have
embraced. Lo, you have become a Socialist state and

a second-rate
power. Now you shall play by our rules!"


And the people
cried out, "Alas, alas!! What have we done?" But yea

verily, it was too
late. The people set upon The One and spat upon

him and stoned
him, and his name was dung. And the once mighty nation

was no more; and
the once proud people were without sustenance or

shelter or hope.
And the Change "The One" had given them was as like

unto a poison that
had destroyed them and like a whirlwind that

consumed all that
they had built.


And the people beat their chests in despair and cried out
in anguish,

"give us back our
nation and our pride and our hope!!" But it was too

late, and their
homeland was no more.


You may think this
a fairy tale, but it's not.

It's happening
RIGHT NOW

THIS
really tells it like it is. After reading it -- and before you go

into the bathroom to throw-up -- forward it to your
friends
and those you know who care about our country and

what is happening to it under the rule of Commissar
Obamanation.

P.S.
--
Yeah,
this is too true to be funny.

 

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[DigginThePast]

Comedy = Funny. This is neither.