Poor mans burglar deterent

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Poor man's burglar deterent

This is the poor man's Home Burgular Deterent. Wishing you all the best as we celebrate the birth of our lord..

HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM 1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 16 men's work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine. 3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads ...... Bubba, Me and Marcel, Donnie Ray, Billy Joe and Jimmy Earl went for more ammo and beer. Be back in a half hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back. Cooter

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