Jimi D Pirate
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If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines
stock one year ago, you would have $49.00 left. With
Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the
original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had
less than $5.00 left. But, if you had purchased
$1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the
beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum
recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash. Based
on the above, the best current investment advice is
to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the
401-Keg.
A recent study found the average American
walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found
Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of
alcohol a year.
That means, on average, Americans get
about 41 miles to the gallon.
Makes You Proud To Be American
stock one year ago, you would have $49.00 left. With
Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the
original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had
less than $5.00 left. But, if you had purchased
$1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the
beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum
recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash. Based
on the above, the best current investment advice is
to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the
401-Keg.
A recent study found the average American
walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found
Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of
alcohol a year.
That means, on average, Americans get
about 41 miles to the gallon.
Makes You Proud To Be American
