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Tom_Restorer · Oct 4, 2018

GB, wanna hear what you can do with this foil and a woman (Teachers) toilette ? :laughing7:

Tom_Restorer · Oct 4, 2018

Simon1 said:
I just heard on the news about an 82 year old guy in Florida walked up to a lady at Wal-Mart and offered her $ 200,000.00 for her daughter. ARC is not 82 so he has an alibi. Who else we have in Florida ?

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I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH IT ! ! !

I AM INNOCENT!

GB1 · Oct 4, 2018

Tom_Restorer said:
i can image what that felt like i have fell out of trees,flip my bike a few times,crashed the fourwheeler countless times,and been shot with a bb gun.And yes all of this was me doing dumb stunts.

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As I said before, you MUST be my son LOL :laughing7:

Sounds all very similar. I fall out of a tree one time when a rope cracked and I landed on a small root. One vertebra was out of position. And the "BB" was a .22 (and a .177) in my case straight to the leg from a crazy foreigners guy. A "funny" story with a neighbor kid, after I run out of pellets, I found out that young grasshoppers has the exact size of .177 and I shot that kid a green/brown spot on his white new Jacket (you need 6 to 7 young grasshoppers for a nice pattern!!). He turns his air rifle immediately around and I got back a real pellet from 3 meters away. My mom pullet out the pellet with tweezers and than when she was finish with the kid, he lost some hand full of his hairs :laughing7:

OK, my own fault but this kid was in fact an ***hole.
An other one: You kids have today BMX bikes. We got "Bonanza" bikes! (see this "shoppers" below). There was an area where a new school was build with many hills include a larger one. Every day we made jumps and stuff there until the workers placed a tool container right behind one hill we used for large jumps. What can I say.... We didn´t saw it, I jumped and was stopped by this container. It felt like I was sticking on it for minimum 5 minutes before I dropped... The hit was so hard that it broke my "Bonanza" right behind the front wheel. Very very painful but my friends gave me a good 9.5 for this stunt :laughing7:

Could have been a clear 10 but unfortunately they didn´t saw the "landing" and just heard a loud bang - which also avoid them to follow me immediatly :dontknow:

Wanna hear more stories what we did with teachers in my younger years? We did real REAL bad stuff :laughing7:

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ouch. when i was riding down the black-top road i deiced to "ride" a wheelie and when i did i slid down the road on my side gave a new meaning to burn baby burn

GB1 · Oct 4, 2018

Tom_Restorer said:
GB, wanna hear what you can do with this foil and a woman (Teachers) toilette ?

already tried that my mother caught me doing it and put a stop to it :laughing7:

for real kicks go do it at a public restroom

Tom_Restorer · Oct 4, 2018

GB, I guess you wanna hear it.

We got a very old and very bad woman as teacher for mathematics and accountant in business school. She had a ritual to go to the teachers toilette right after the hour in our class. One day I head the idea to place foil on the toilette. My best friend has taken the spare key for this toilette out of the teachers room before and we prepared both toilette's with the foil (because we didn´t know which one she will use). At least we taken out the light bulb so she can not recognize the foil. The rooms also just had a very small window so it was quite dark in there. What can I say, she gone the toilette after the hour and we all run after her and was waiting in front of the door. A loud screaming and she didn´t came out for approx half an hour :laughing7:

You have to know, if you pull up the toilette seat and put the foil directly on the ceramics, it works like a membran that pushes "water" back to you :laughing7:

For the last joke with this teacher the entire class was kicked out off school for a week (we stayed together because no one liked her! :icon_thumleft:

)

To make it short - we placed a larger fire cracker right under her chair with tape (right in the hour when she sit on it!! As usual this woman recognized NOTHING :laughing7:

). We used the fuses from many other crackers and put them together. Fire on fuse and after a short while she was shouting "who burns stuff here? STOP IT". Some seconds later... BOOOM.
You have to know that the teachers chairs was made of wood with a very thin wood seat on it. The cracker did n´t harmed the wood but the shock wave is strong enough for this 3 mm wood plate to hurt you on places where the sun never shines :laughing7:

We had a lot of fun in this 7 days without school and in fact it was n´t a penalty for us :laughing7:

The teacher was send to retirement some time later because "she was too old to teach anymore" LOL

Tom_Restorer · Oct 4, 2018

gold boy said:
already tried that my mother caught me doing it and put a stop to it for real kicks go do it at a public restroom

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DANG! You know that trick??

Public restrooms... GOOD IDEA !!

You be never too old for some good jokes! May I try and open a YT channel with stuff like this LOL

My head is full of that nasty stuff :laughing7:

Btw, I tested the foil thing first at home to make sure it will work and my mom just called me names later and was laughing about :icon_thumright:

She was more supersized about this "intelligent trick" and said she will try it at her work on some other woman :laughing7:

Unfortunately I wasn´t at home when she "tested" the foil LOL
She was very open for such things to try it on good "friends" :hello2:

Tom_Restorer · Oct 4, 2018

OK... seems the trick is well known in the US LOL

GB1 · Oct 4, 2018

Tom_Restorer said:
OK... seems the trick is well known in the US LOL

Tom_Restorer · Oct 4, 2018

Pranksters in Love :laughing7:

#1 is the best!! "It is waving on me" LOL

bill from lachine · Oct 4, 2018

Tom,

Hockey is a bit like boxing not wise to lead with your face..... :laughing7:

Tom_Restorer said:
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I noticed that 20+ years ago, you guys get dead serious about hockey. Me ? I love my teeth thank you.

Look ma, tooth fairy coming to see me tonight . View attachment 1638846

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I have a nice souvenir from playing hockey as kid - a scar right on the forehead :BangHead:

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Tom_Restorer · Oct 4, 2018

Bill, but not one of us lost a single tooth :icon_thumleft:

bill from lachine · Oct 4, 2018

Tom,

You must have given your teachers and parents lots of grey hairs when you were young.... :laughing7:

Tom_Restorer said:
GB, I guess you wanna hear it.

We got a very old and very bad woman as teacher for mathematics and accountant in business school. She had a ritual to go to the teachers toilette right after the hour in our class. One day I head the idea to place foil on the toilette. My best friend has taken the spare key for this toilette out of the teachers room before and we prepared both toilette's with the foil (because we didn´t know which one she will use). At least we taken out the light bulb so she can not recognize the foil. The rooms also just had a very small window so it was quite dark in there. What can I say, she gone the toilette after the hour and we all run after her and was waiting in front of the door. A loud screaming and she didn´t came out for approx half an hour
You have to know, if you pull up the toilette seat and put the foil directly on the ceramics, it works like a membran that pushes "water" back to you

For the last joke with this teacher the entire class was kicked out off school for a week (we stayed together because no one liked her! )

To make it short - we placed a larger fire cracker right under her chair with tape (right in the hour when she sit on it!! As usual this woman recognized NOTHING). We used the fuses from many other crackers and put them together. Fire on fuse and after a short while she was shouting "who burns stuff here? STOP IT". Some seconds later... BOOOM.
You have to know that the teachers chairs was made of wood with a very thin wood seat on it. The cracker did n´t harmed the wood but the shock wave is strong enough for this 3 mm wood plate to hurt you on places where the sun never shines We had a lot of fun in this 7 days without school and in fact it was n´t a penalty for us The teacher was send to retirement some time later because "she was too old to teach anymore" LOL