EE THr
Silver Member
The following document is rumored to have been discovered at the home of an LRL Promoter---
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Required Mindset for LRL Promoters
1. An LRL Promoter must have a total disregard for Science.
2. An LRL Promoter must be able to constantly gush gibberish pseudoscience.
3. Whenever pressed for proof, an LRL Promoter must use any means possible to change the subject.
4. The best way to change the subject is to demand proof from the challenger.
5. An LRL Promoter must continually claim that LRLs work, yet continually say that they aren't making a claim.
6. When shown to be unable to prove the claim, an LRL Promoter must simply ignore it, and make more claims.
7. If an LRL Promoter cannot change the subject away from "proof," he must insult the challenger, and bait him for an emotional response.
8. If baiting is successful, it's good for diverting from the subject for several posts, and possibly the rest of the thread.
9. An LRL Promoter must use tactic #8 the most, when a thread is about actual, documented, Scientific proof.
10. An LRL Promoter's ultimate goal in baiting, is to provoke the challenger into such an emotional response that he will get banned.
11. If none of the baiting tactics work, the LRL Promoter must state that posting real facts, is a "bad" thing, in an attempt to get the challenger to stop posting.
12. If none of these tactics are working at all, the LRL Promoter must contact the LRL Maker for "top level" instructions, which may include starting new user accounts which appear to be from "total strangers," because they can claim to be "unbiased," and thus more convincing. This is an especially good tactic for fooling the moderators! Ha-ha-ha!
Special Instructions: Who cares what we say! We can always get new usernames if we get banned! Our main intention on forums is to confuse the issues, and then make those who post actual facts, appear to be bullies. Remember, we have nothing to lose, because our stuff doesn't really work at all. But we have everything to gain! $$$$$!
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I can't vouch for the authenticity of this document, but it sure sounds right!
EE THr
Merry Christmas!
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Required Mindset for LRL Promoters
1. An LRL Promoter must have a total disregard for Science.
2. An LRL Promoter must be able to constantly gush gibberish pseudoscience.
3. Whenever pressed for proof, an LRL Promoter must use any means possible to change the subject.
4. The best way to change the subject is to demand proof from the challenger.
5. An LRL Promoter must continually claim that LRLs work, yet continually say that they aren't making a claim.
6. When shown to be unable to prove the claim, an LRL Promoter must simply ignore it, and make more claims.
7. If an LRL Promoter cannot change the subject away from "proof," he must insult the challenger, and bait him for an emotional response.
8. If baiting is successful, it's good for diverting from the subject for several posts, and possibly the rest of the thread.
9. An LRL Promoter must use tactic #8 the most, when a thread is about actual, documented, Scientific proof.
10. An LRL Promoter's ultimate goal in baiting, is to provoke the challenger into such an emotional response that he will get banned.
11. If none of the baiting tactics work, the LRL Promoter must state that posting real facts, is a "bad" thing, in an attempt to get the challenger to stop posting.
12. If none of these tactics are working at all, the LRL Promoter must contact the LRL Maker for "top level" instructions, which may include starting new user accounts which appear to be from "total strangers," because they can claim to be "unbiased," and thus more convincing. This is an especially good tactic for fooling the moderators! Ha-ha-ha!
Special Instructions: Who cares what we say! We can always get new usernames if we get banned! Our main intention on forums is to confuse the issues, and then make those who post actual facts, appear to be bullies. Remember, we have nothing to lose, because our stuff doesn't really work at all. But we have everything to gain! $$$$$!
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I can't vouch for the authenticity of this document, but it sure sounds right!
EE THr
Merry Christmas!