Santas Ready!

[bigscoop]

Santa's Ready!

Just spoke to Santa and he's ready to go. Installed a new GPS unit and a set of new air brakes on his sleigh for his run this year. Told me he should be able to make this year's run in record time.

 

[Smudge]

Re: Santa's Ready!

Maybe that'll offset the security slowdown at Customs.

Or does he have diplomatic immunity?

 

[DigginThePast]

Re: Santa's Ready!

Good. I don't want another episode like last year. I got nothing and he blamed it on DHS.

 

[Dano Sverige]

Re: Santa's Ready!

Someone once calculated that in a 12 hour period santa would have to deliver to 90 houses per SECOND to get around Europe on it's own!
He has NO need for brakes!!!

 

[bigscoop]

Re: Santa's Ready!

Santa told me since 911 that he's been stripped searched 117 times, said San Francisco & Key West accounted for 111 of those searches.

Also told me he spent $11,000 on shots for his team of deer this year. He said he pays off customs just so he can travel & deliver certain items. Two years ago he was the target of an American aircraft carrier but he said Rudolph was able to evade all the incoming hardware. Clearly, it's not easy being Santa these days.