SAYING GOODBYE TO MOTHER

[savant365]

We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve
Party.
We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine
on, covered our
pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the
local cab
company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we
opened the front
door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the back
yard, scoots
back into the front door.>
We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife goes out to the taxi, while
I went inside
to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot
pursuit. Waiting
in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know
that the house will
be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver
that I will
be out soon, 'He's just going upstairs to say
Goodbye to my mother..'
A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took
so long,'
I said, as we drove away. 'That stupid bitch was hiding
under the bed. I
had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!
She tried to
take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap
her in a
blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I
hauled her fat
ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!
The cab driver hit a parked car.

 

[Yarrum]

ROFL