Respect the old guy who didn't make enough for retirement and has to compensate with a side gig to pay for his meds. (Bi-Polar apparently)... Walk off w/o being sny. (is that how you spell it?) Then return when he's taking his 4pm nap after watching wheel of fortune.
But in all honestly, the MD has NO business trolling around people when they are laying out. You have to think as the bather. Some dude creeping around your stuff. With a camera no doubt. Scoping hot chicks. Could be pervy. Could be a thief. Obviously we aren't but people have different views. Best way to squash those opinions is to hit the beach at off times. Besides all that real estate that he CAN'T hit because of bathers.
As for Tim Conway in the security uniform. One word." Professionalism... " It could keep you off the unemployment line and or out of the hospital I'm not promoting the TH do anything but the guard has NO IDEA who he could be messing with. Wearing a black shirt and a yellow little star and some pepper spray with a radio shack 2 way radio doesn't make you the sheriff in town. Asking politely and dissolving people who question that authority correctly is WHY YOU ARE THERE. Not to be a phallic prick. Where is this place at? I'm damn tempted to go there for the TH rally.. Sounds like an event we need to partake in if you ask me.