Seen at Wally World

[MD Dog]

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart
with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly 'Good morning, and
welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they
ain't.' 'The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think
they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I
just couldn't believe you got laid twice.' 'Have a good day and thank
you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

 

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[savant365]

Yeah, I wouldn't last 2 hours as the walmart greeter 'cause I would say stuff like that to people too.

 

[stefen]

 

[greydigger]

I did something similar to a female when I worked at a service station.
She was very ditchy to me and I was super nice thru gritted teeth.
At the end I said smilingly f you very much! (very fast)
She stopped and asked if I knew who she was. I said no.
She was the owners wife and we got along great after that. She had a bad day.