Regardless of your opinion about eBay, this is the kind of thing worth starting an account (or borrowing a friends') for. Make an auction starting at $1, disclaim the "drowned in saltwater" thing, and you will get upward of $50 each for the iPhones (model 4 and up), often much more. Stick it in a free USPS Small Flat Rate Box, ship it to a verified address, and you're done. The box is insured up to 100$ and comes with free tracking. I have sold dozens of busted Apple items on there and I always end up laughing all the way to the bank.