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SEVEN KINDS OF SEX
Results of a recent research shows that
there are 7 kinds of sex.
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf
Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you
first meet someone and you both have sex
until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen
Sex.
This is when you have been with your
partner for a short time and you are
so needy you will have sex anywhere,
even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom
Sex.
This is when you have been with your
partner for a long time. Your sex has
gotten routine and you usually have sex
only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway
Sex
This is when you have been with your
partner for too long. When you pass
each other in the hal l way y ou both say
'screw you.'
The 5t h kind of sex is called: Religious
Sex
Which means you get Nun in the
morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at
night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your
wife any more. She takes you to court
and screws you in front of everyone.
And; Last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex is called: Social
Security Sex.
You get a little each month. But not
enough to enjoy yourself.
Results of a recent research shows that
there are 7 kinds of sex.
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf
Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you
first meet someone and you both have sex
until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen
Sex.
This is when you have been with your
partner for a short time and you are
so needy you will have sex anywhere,
even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom
Sex.
This is when you have been with your
partner for a long time. Your sex has
gotten routine and you usually have sex
only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway
Sex
This is when you have been with your
partner for too long. When you pass
each other in the hal l way y ou both say
'screw you.'
The 5t h kind of sex is called: Religious
Sex
Which means you get Nun in the
morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at
night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your
wife any more. She takes you to court
and screws you in front of everyone.
And; Last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex is called: Social
Security Sex.
You get a little each month. But not
enough to enjoy yourself.
