Ok, this is and will be, at least in my opinion, the most hilarious story you guys will hear this year.
This is the background leading up to today's events... So my SUV was rear ended, the collision center did the repairs and when I took it home and looked it over in detail (having advanced knowledge of automobiles for a female), I found that there were some parts replaced with bad workmanship, some damage parts reinstalled and some parts not reinstalled at all, not to mention that the windows were left down for over 2 months and they returned my car with the interior dirty and the leather seats soiled. Well those of you that know me well can imagine the events that unfolded when I returned with the 3 pages of issues outlined in detail. Well the conversation started out with, "I want to speak to whom ever is in charge of quality control releasing the vehicles as complete!"
Now, where I come from in Alabama, we wouldn't start out today's portion of the story with "True story cuz," nope, it deserves a full-on...
Y'ALL AINT GONNA BELIEVE THIS ****! So I dropped the SUV off at the collision center today to have the repairs completed, obviously they gave me a complementary rental car. So, I drove it home for the afternoon and then headed back to the dealer located across the street from the collision center to meet my husband with our other car to drop it off to have some service work done at 7 am. Well I arrived first and parked the rental car in a space on the street between the collision center and the dealer. In the meantime, I decided to go use the restroom inside the dealer. So I stood up turned to flush and began to pull up my jeans and in slow motion I saw the rental car keys jump clean out of my jeans pocket and do a "Triple Lundy" INTO THE TOILET while the violent force of the flush effortlessly shot the keys from my existence into the abyss! At that moment my face went blank from expression as I starred into the toilet [emoji52] and thought to myself "This is the most awesomely epic thing that has ever happened to me!" Then I walked outside to meet my husband who had arrived and was talking to the service advisor. So as I walked up, I busted out laughing [emoji38][emoji38][emoji38], slapped my knee and began with, "Y'ALL AINT GONNA BELIEVE THIS ****!..."
(And $250 later came the replacement of the key and remote... [emoji43][emoji43][emoji43])
