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[Cannonman17]

Treasure Tales: I agree.

 

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[gord]

Until we admit that the United States of America is actually part of a greater World Community, we will never grow up as a society. And, as a truly patriotic American, I want us to grow into that world community.

But hey, you think the world is full of rational people and I think it's filled with those who hate America...including some of our "allies" apparently, hey gord?

No, I don't hate Americans - have many good friends down that way. But I do know that if we weren't already giving you 90% of our oil & gas, you'ld soon find some excuse to invade Canada.
Gord

 

[Cannonman17]

Doubt it- we have a lot of oil here, Alaska, Texas, Gulf of Mexico- it's called a reserve. No reason to ever invade Canada except in summer fishing trips-

 

[gollum]

Oh Gord

Did you just wake up from a dream. You must have, if you think Canada gives the US anything! As for oil and gas, well my fine uneducated friend, all Canada has is Oil Shale, which it gladly sells the US. Man you need to wise up, Canada has or makes few things any one wants or needs. If you want to keep your Oil Shale, well stick it.

Now then you can also defend yourself, since you have a great Army and Navy too! Oh then you could always depend on Momma, Great Britain to help out, but then who helps Great Britain? I forgot the US does. Are you Canadians totally crazy, or did you forget 75% of your country is uninhabited? If it was not for trade with the US, your butts would starve.

Hey do us a favor and reprint this to #@!$%#@! ass Parliament and suspend all trade with the US. I just dare you too! What you will find out oh brilliant one is we ship you Natural gas and fuel oil to heat your butts in the winter. We also ship gas, refined that is to run your cars. Oh I forget, and electricity too.

Man I am tired of these piss ass countries that really think they are taking care of their own.

Come this eve, I will put out a email to all my sites and members, asking they write our congressman, senators and the president and suspend all aid to our northen chitheads.

Get A life, there is more to the world than fir trees and snow. Oh and by all means sell your Oil Shale to someone else.

KAS
tchimes

Hey Chimes,

You know me. I just can't let statements like that go without some checking! You are VERY MISTAKEN!

Below is a report from the "Canadian Association of Petroleum Producers" Please read it!

www.centreforenergy.com/documents/439.pdf

Here are some excerpts from the report for you (see below).

And Chimes. Several good things have come from Canada: Terence and Phillip, Bob and Doug Mckenzie (Ay Hoser?), Pam Anderson, Captain Kirk , The Royal canadian Mounted Yaksmen (Ren & Stimpy). There has been one very BAD thing that came from Canada (and I have yet to hear an official apology from your Prime Minister).........Rick Springfield!

Gord,

You are way off on how much of your oil and natural gas you sell to the US (about 60% oil and 55% natural gas [in 2003]).

Your assertion that we would invade you for your oil is ignorant to say the least! If it were ALL about oil, we would have stayed in Kuwait in 1991. We would have invaded Mexico a long time ago! Argentina would be our 51st state. We would be taking our oil from Iraq right now! Our gas prices wouldn't be $3 per gallon.

You asked about the "shock and awe program?" It worked like a charm! After we televised the MOAB Test in Florida, we had a slew of desertions and surrenders from the Iraqi Military! Did you like the "Shock and Awe Program" we unleashed in the Tora Bora Mountains in Afghanistan? That chased most of the Taliban and Al Queda into Pakistan. How about the "Shock and Awe Program" on the "Highway of Death" from Kuwait to Basrah? Yes, our "Shock and Awe Programs" work quite well!

Best,

Mike

 

[Cannonman17]

I like Canada- hate most of the rest of the world

 

[gollum]

Hey Mike

You are correct, I should of looked it up before I shouted out. Some other interesting facts I did look up today.

As far as total exports, US accounts for 75 % of all Canadian exports.

As for imports, 63 % of Canada's imports come from the US.

We are Canada's largest export customer. I wonder if we stop buying, what effect that would have on their economy? Likewise if Canada stops buying from US, what effect that would have on our economy?

Canada's Population 33 million
US Population 298 million

To put this in perspective, California's population was nearly 34 million in year 2000.

KAS
tchimes

For the most part, English Canada is ok. We get along pretty well. It's those dang froggy socialist Canadians that give us grief! The English Canadians don't get along very well either.

Best,

Mike

 

[gord]

Hey, guys, my tongue is still firmly ensconced in my cheek - I just like to rattle chains.

Several good things have come from Canada: Terence and Phillip, Bob and Doug Mckenzie (Ay Hoser?), Pam Anderson, Captain Kirk , The Royal canadian Mounted Yaksmen (Ren & Stimpy). There has been one very BAD thing that came from Canada (and I have yet to hear an official apology from your Prime Minister).........Rick Springfield!

That's 'Eh, hoser', by the way. And our PM isn't willing to accept responsibility for anything, so you'll have to make do with my personal apology.

Gord,

You are way off on how much of your oil and natural gas you sell to the US (about 60% oil and 55% natural gas [in 2003]).

Your assertion that we would invade you for your oil is ignorant to say the least! If it were ALL about oil, we would have stayed in Kuwait in 1991. We would have invaded Mexico a long time ago! Argentina would be our 51st state. We would be taking our oil from Iraq right now! Our gas prices wouldn't be $3 per gallon.

Hey, Mike even made a movie about the invasion - did you miss it?
http://www.sojo.net/index.cfm?action=magazine.article&issue=soj9603&article=960341b

You asked about the "shock and awe program?" It worked like a charm! After we televised the MOAB Test in Florida, we had a slew of desertions and surrenders from the Iraqi Military! Did you like the "Shock and Awe Program" we unleashed in the Tora Bora Mountains in Afghanistan? That chased most of the Taliban and Al Queda into Pakistan. How about the "Shock and Awe Program" on the "Highway of Death" from Kuwait to Basrah? Yes, our "Shock and Awe Programs" work quite well!
Best,
Mike

The point you missed here is that the purpose of ALL terrorist programs is to produce SHOCK AND AWE.
Gord

 

[gord]

No, but we're considering your application to become our 11th province.
Gord

 

[gollum]

Things were getting kind of heated here for a bit. Glad to see it cooled down.

Yes, Gord, I saw that movie a long time ago. But wasn't that invasion for the Molsen's? Or was it LaBatt's?

Yes, you are right that terrosists attempt to shock and awe. But my main point ot this whole thing is this:

If I have a guy that says in the news that he is going to kill me and my family, and there is another guy, in Canada that says he is going to kill you and your family, who do you think I am going to try to kill first? Simple question!

Best,

Mike