SURELY I CANT LOOK THAT OLD?

[stefen]

SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD.

WELL . . . YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.

MY NAME IS ALICE , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.

I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO.

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.

AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL ..

'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.

HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?'

YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

THEN, THAT UGLY, BALD, WRINKLED FACED, FAT-ASSED, GRAY-HAIRED,
DECREPIT, CREEPY OLD FART ASKED,




'WHAT DID YOU TEACH

 

[Rich in Texas]

Re: SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?

Thanks, this one needed the "Depends" warning!

 

[stefen]

Re: SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?

Thanks, this one needed the "Depends" warning!

Also known as the 'Yellow Shoelace Syndrone'

 

[Felinepeachy]

Re: SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?

THAT was excellent!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Chug And Red]

Re: SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?

I'm Guessing He did not say anything after that Comment because You probably Elbowed Him In A very Tender Spot!!!! and Not Lightly!!! ROTFLMAO!!!! CHUG

 

[DigginThePast]

Re: SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?



On a serious note. Every time I see an old classmate I think how old they look. And here I am, barely changed at all.........well, maybe a little distinguished looking but man they got old.