test-tube hamburger patty makes debut

[pat-tekker-cat]

"Wipe his horns off, slap him on the azz, and run him through the fire!
I want him bleeding and mooing, when he walks to my table!"

Dated a man, used to tell every waitress, that same statement! He did real well with his perforated bowel and colostomy.
Told him, he shoulda been praying for them cows!

 

[jeff of pa]

I always wondered if I took a Chainsaw to the rump of a cow
And immediately threw the piece on the grill,

Or I took a Blow torch to the Cow Then just Bit it there when the Hair is gone,
it would taste fresher.

I'd love to start a restaurant with Rare & Exotic Meats,
and the only catch you have to go out and shoot or trap
your meal, before we prepare it.

 

[onfire]

Funny though a aged piece of Kolbi here cost's 225.00$ per pound aged 64 days.
I think the movie Soylent Green was a warning. Or the fact they are keeping people under ground to age them

 

[jeff of pa]

Funny though a aged piece of Kolbi here cost's 225.00$ per pound aged 64 days.
I think the movie Soylent Green was a warning. Or the fact they are keeping people under ground to age them

?
aged piece of Kolbi ? "Bryant" ?

 

[Fletch88]

?
aged piece of Kolbi ? "Bryant" ?

Sick!!! Does he taste like chicken? ??