The art of being offensive

spartacus53 · Jul 29, 2010

Some of you may already know that I am a published author, but for those who don't read on.

I really don't know how many of you know the true art of being offensive. Before you start going off, remember we are all offense at some point. I have written a small book on this subject to help hone your skills in this area. The tittle is "The Art of Being Offensive" and it's under my pseudonym Getta Dunn. Please don't tell "Larry the Cable Guy", he'll try and sue me for his catch phrase.

This book is now available on Amazon and E-Bay with a special promotion this week, that includes "free shipping" :hello2:

Well nothing is really free, I just hiked up the cost of the book to defray that cost, but you'll never know it :icon_thumleft:

This book will cover a myriad of situations where I will guide you step, by step to give the proper reply. Most people won't even know they were insulted until the following day

Gettem "wile" they last :tongue3:

Seamuss · Jul 29, 2010

Did we ever meet? I have a nack for being offensive enough that people don't even know it for minutes or hours later and if they did know it right off the bat, they have no response. Of coure, I usually do it to people that are so annoying that even the most obnoxious people are especially offensive to them.

spartacus53 · Jul 29, 2010

I doubt that you would have forgotten ever meeting me, it's never happened before. Even after a few years, they may not remember my name, but they sure remember me...

As far as obnoxious goes, look it up in the dictionary, and my face is plastered right next to it. :laughing7:

Seamuss · Jul 29, 2010

I just needed to know that I'm not the only one with the art or the knowledge of it.

I was having a little fun and you responded well. We never meet but your a very intersting person.

spartacus53 · Jul 29, 2010

Seamuss said:
I just needed to know that I'm not the only one with the art or the knowledge of it.

Yea, but I intend to make a quick buck with it :icon_thumleft:

Seamuss · Jul 29, 2010

I'm buy that.

spartacus53 · Jul 29, 2010

Years ago the old expression was drilled into me, "If you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all".
I just substituted stupid for nice, after all it was a substitute teacher that taught me that

DigginThePast · Jul 29, 2010

I searched for the book by title and got this "Results for "The Art of Being Offensive" (See all 7,637 results)"

Wheres the book? I need pointers for tonight!

spartacus53 · Jul 29, 2010

DigginThePast said:
I searched for the book by title and got this "Results for "The Art of Being Offensive" (See all 7,637 results)"

Wheres the book? I need pointers for tonight!

It really should have been close to the top of he page, it's on Amazon's front page if you go directly to their site

DigginThePast · Jul 29, 2010

spartacus53 said:
DigginThePast said:

I searched for the book by title and got this "Results for "The Art of Being Offensive" (See all 7,637 results)"

Wheres the book? I need pointers for tonight!

Click to expand...

It really should have been close to the top of he page, it's on Amazon's front page if you go directly to their site

Nope, nothing there. Now I have to go to dinner armed only with my self taught offensiveness. Could have used a few extra pointers for tonight but it wasn't to be I guess.

spartacus53 · Jul 29, 2010

DigginThePast said:
Nope, nothing there. Now I have to go to dinner armed only with my self taught offensiveness. Could have used a few extra pointers for tonight but it wasn't to be I guess.

WOW, that is strange. You're right, it's not there anymore. I wonder if they moved it due to content, or just plain sold out :icon_scratch:

rginn · Jul 29, 2010

Had I only known, I could have helped you out with the book. I am naturally multi-talented, as I can talk and p*ss you off at the same time. It probably wouldn't have come about though, cause you can't pay me what I'm worth, I don't work that cheap.

Woodland Detectors · Jul 29, 2010

spartacus53 said:
DigginThePast said:

Nope, nothing there. Now I have to go to dinner armed only with my self taught offensiveness. Could have used a few extra pointers for tonight but it wasn't to be I guess.

Click to expand...

WOW, that is strange. You're right, it's not there anymore. I wonder if they moved it due to content, or just plain sold out

I'm sure it sold out. Mail me one, I'd like to read it.

spartacus53 · Jul 29, 2010

RGINN said:
Had I only known, I could have helped you out with the book. I am naturally multi-talented, as I can talk and p*ss you off at the same time. It probably wouldn't have come about though, cause you can't pay me what I'm worth, I don't work that cheap.

Hmmm, by right I should have charged you to read this post :laughing7:

spartacus53 · Jul 29, 2010

4-H said:
spartacus53 said:

DigginThePast said:

Nope, nothing there. Now I have to go to dinner armed only with my self taught offensiveness. Could have used a few extra pointers for tonight but it wasn't to be I guess.

Click to expand...

WOW, that is strange. You're right, it's not there anymore. I wonder if they moved it due to content, or just plain sold out

Click to expand...

I'm sure it sold out. Mail me one, I'd like to read it.

Yes siree bob, all 15,000 sold American :hello2:

Now they can go into the 2nd publishing... More money :laughing7:

rginn · Jul 29, 2010

Rascal. Get out here sometime, look me up. I have practical jokes on file I haven't pulled yet. Some involve explosives, so I need an expendable assistant.

spartacus53 · Jul 29, 2010

RGINN said:
Rascal. Get out here sometime, look me up. I have practical jokes on file I haven't pulled yet. Some involve explosives, so I need an expendable assistant.

No problem RGINN.... I'm always up for a little fun. It seems I never fully grew up.
Now if you want to see real practical jokes I had run nearly 20 posts a while back. Some are really classics if I say so myself. Between the practical jokes and my being a wiseacre I am betting all my teachers would thought I would be their biggest failure ever.

Here is one quick wiseacre with my music teacher

Teacher: are you some sort of clown?
without hesitation I replied: "No. I'm a comedian, we get paid more".

That little outburst earned me a detention, and I had several of those :laughing9: