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> The creation of West
> Virginia
> ******************************************
> Once
> upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven,
> God was missing for six days.
> Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the
> seventh Day. He
> inquired of God, 'Where have you been?'
>
> God sighed a deep sigh of
> satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the
> clouds, 'Look Michael,
> Look what I've made.'
>
> Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said,
> 'What is it?'
>
> 'It's a planet,' replied God, 'and I've
> put Life
> on
> it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be
> a great place
> of balance.'
>
> 'Balance?', inquired Michael, still
> confused.
>
> God explained, pointing to different parts of earth,
> 'For example, northern Europe will be a place of great
> opportunity and wealth
> while southern Europe is going To be poor; the Middle East
> over there will be
> a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white
> people and over there
> is a continent of black people,'
>
> God continued, pointing to
> different countries. 'This one will be extremely hot
> and arid while this one
> will be very cold and covered in ice.'
>
> The Archangel, impressed
> by God's work, then pointed to a large land mass and
> said, 'What's that
> one?'
>
> 'Ah,' said God. 'That's WEST VIRGINIA, the
> most glorious
> place on earth. There are beautiful lakes, rivers, sunsets.
> mountains,
> forests, wild animals, and rolling hills. The people from
> WEST VIRGINIA are
> going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they are
> going to be found
> traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hard
> working and high
> achieving,
> and they will be known throughout the world
> as
> diplomats and carriers of peace.'
>
> Michael gasped in
> wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, 'What about
> balance, God?' 'You
> said there would be balance!'
> God replied wisely, 'Wait until you see
> the idiots I'm putting around them in Ohio, Virginia,
> Kentucky,Maryland and
> Pennsylvania.
> Virginia
> ******************************************
> Once
> upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven,
> God was missing for six days.
> Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the
> seventh Day. He
> inquired of God, 'Where have you been?'
>
> God sighed a deep sigh of
> satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the
> clouds, 'Look Michael,
> Look what I've made.'
>
> Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said,
> 'What is it?'
>
> 'It's a planet,' replied God, 'and I've
> put Life
> on
> it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be
> a great place
> of balance.'
>
> 'Balance?', inquired Michael, still
> confused.
>
> God explained, pointing to different parts of earth,
> 'For example, northern Europe will be a place of great
> opportunity and wealth
> while southern Europe is going To be poor; the Middle East
> over there will be
> a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white
> people and over there
> is a continent of black people,'
>
> God continued, pointing to
> different countries. 'This one will be extremely hot
> and arid while this one
> will be very cold and covered in ice.'
>
> The Archangel, impressed
> by God's work, then pointed to a large land mass and
> said, 'What's that
> one?'
>
> 'Ah,' said God. 'That's WEST VIRGINIA, the
> most glorious
> place on earth. There are beautiful lakes, rivers, sunsets.
> mountains,
> forests, wild animals, and rolling hills. The people from
> WEST VIRGINIA are
> going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they are
> going to be found
> traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hard
> working and high
> achieving,
> and they will be known throughout the world
> as
> diplomats and carriers of peace.'
>
> Michael gasped in
> wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, 'What about
> balance, God?' 'You
> said there would be balance!'
> God replied wisely, 'Wait until you see
> the idiots I'm putting around them in Ohio, Virginia,
> Kentucky,Maryland and
> Pennsylvania.
