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A man was walking along the beach when he spotted an old lamp.
He picked it up, rubbed it & out popped a Genie.
The Genie said "You released me from the lamp, so in gratitude
I'm giving you one wish!"
The man thought about it & said "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii,
but I'm scared to fly & I get very seasick." "Could you build me a bridge
to Hawaii so I can drive over?"
The Genie laughed & said "Impossible! Think of the logistics! How would
the supports reach the bottom of the Pacific? How much concrete, How
much steel! Try another wish."
The man agreed, & tried to think. Finally, he said, "I've been married & divorced four times, My wives always said that I don't care & that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside & what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment. I want to figure out why they're crying, know what they really want when they say 'nothing', & know how to make them truly happy."
The Genie paused for awhile, then said, "How many lanes do you want on that bridge?"
He picked it up, rubbed it & out popped a Genie.
The Genie said "You released me from the lamp, so in gratitude
I'm giving you one wish!"
The man thought about it & said "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii,
but I'm scared to fly & I get very seasick." "Could you build me a bridge
to Hawaii so I can drive over?"
The Genie laughed & said "Impossible! Think of the logistics! How would
the supports reach the bottom of the Pacific? How much concrete, How
much steel! Try another wish."
The man agreed, & tried to think. Finally, he said, "I've been married & divorced four times, My wives always said that I don't care & that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside & what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment. I want to figure out why they're crying, know what they really want when they say 'nothing', & know how to make them truly happy."
The Genie paused for awhile, then said, "How many lanes do you want on that bridge?"
