DANGLANGLEY
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The Hotel Bill
> > The Hotel Bill
> > Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might
> > want to consider
> > this...
> >
> > Husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West
> > to Boston
> >
> > After almost twenty-four hours on the road,
> > They're too tired to
> > continue, and they decide to stop for a rest.
> >
> > They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they
> > only plan to
> > sleep for four hours and then get back on the road..
> >
> > When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk
> > hands them
> > a bill for $350.00.
> >
> > The man explodes and demands to know why the charge
> > is so high.
> >
> > He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel,
> > the rooms
> > certainly aren't worth $350.00!
> >
> > When the clerk tells him $350.00 is the standard
> > rate, the man insists
> > on speaking to the Manager.
> >
> > The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then
> > explains that
> > the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge
> > conference
> > center that were available for the husband and wife
> > to use.
> >
> > 'But we didn't use them,' the man
> > complains.
> > 'Well, they are here, and you could have,'
> > Explains the Manager.
> >
> > He goes on to explain they could have
> > taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is
> > famous. 'The best
> > entertainers from New York , Hollywood and Las Vegas
> > perform
> > here,' the Manager says.
> >
> > 'But we didn't go to any of those shows,
> > 'complains the man again.
> >
> > 'Well, we have them, and you could have,' the
> > Manager replies.
> >
> > No matter what amenity the Manager mentions, the man
> > replies,
> > 'But we didn't use it!'
> >
> > The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives
> > up and
> > agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the
> > Manager.
> >
> >
> > The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check.
> > 'But sir,' he says, this check is only made
> > out for $50.00.'
> >
> > 'That's correct,' says the man. 'I
> > charged you $300.00 for
> > sleeping with my wife.'
> >
> > 'But I didn't!' exclaims the Manager.
> >
> > 'Well, too bad,' the man replies. 'She
> > was here and you could have.'
> > The Hotel Bill
> > Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might
> > want to consider
> > this...
> >
> > Husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West
> > to Boston
> >
> > After almost twenty-four hours on the road,
> > They're too tired to
> > continue, and they decide to stop for a rest.
> >
> > They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they
> > only plan to
> > sleep for four hours and then get back on the road..
> >
> > When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk
> > hands them
> > a bill for $350.00.
> >
> > The man explodes and demands to know why the charge
> > is so high.
> >
> > He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel,
> > the rooms
> > certainly aren't worth $350.00!
> >
> > When the clerk tells him $350.00 is the standard
> > rate, the man insists
> > on speaking to the Manager.
> >
> > The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then
> > explains that
> > the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge
> > conference
> > center that were available for the husband and wife
> > to use.
> >
> > 'But we didn't use them,' the man
> > complains.
> > 'Well, they are here, and you could have,'
> > Explains the Manager.
> >
> > He goes on to explain they could have
> > taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is
> > famous. 'The best
> > entertainers from New York , Hollywood and Las Vegas
> > perform
> > here,' the Manager says.
> >
> > 'But we didn't go to any of those shows,
> > 'complains the man again.
> >
> > 'Well, we have them, and you could have,' the
> > Manager replies.
> >
> > No matter what amenity the Manager mentions, the man
> > replies,
> > 'But we didn't use it!'
> >
> > The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives
> > up and
> > agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the
> > Manager.
> >
> >
> > The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check.
> > 'But sir,' he says, this check is only made
> > out for $50.00.'
> >
> > 'That's correct,' says the man. 'I
> > charged you $300.00 for
> > sleeping with my wife.'
> >
> > 'But I didn't!' exclaims the Manager.
> >
> > 'Well, too bad,' the man replies. 'She
> > was here and you could have.'
