Ray S S
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Here is something from an email. 
A is for apple, and B is for boat,
That used to be right, but now it won't float!
Age before beauty is what we once said,
But let's be a bit more realistic instead.
Now, THE NEW ALPHABET
A's for arthritis; B's the bad back, C's the chest pains, perhaps cardiac?
D is for dental, decay and decline, E is for eyesight, can't read that top line.
F is for Fissures and fluid retention, G is for gas, which I'd rather not mention,
H is high blood pressure; I'd rather it low; I is for incissions with scars you can show.
J is for joints; out of socket;won't mend, K is for knees that crack when they bend,
L's for libido, what happened to sex? M's for memory, I forgot what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low, O is osteo; bones that don't grow.
P is prescriptions, I have quite a few; just give me a pill, and I'll be good as new.
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu? R is for reflux; one meal turns to two.
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears, T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears.
U is for urinary, troubles with flow, V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy', you know.
W for worry, now what's going round, X is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y for another year I'm left here behind, Z is for zest I still have-- in my mind!!
I've survived all the symtoms, my body's deployed,
And I'm keeping twenty six doctors fully employed!!
HAVE A GREAT DAY
A is for apple, and B is for boat,
That used to be right, but now it won't float!
Age before beauty is what we once said,
But let's be a bit more realistic instead.
Now, THE NEW ALPHABET
A's for arthritis; B's the bad back, C's the chest pains, perhaps cardiac?
D is for dental, decay and decline, E is for eyesight, can't read that top line.
F is for Fissures and fluid retention, G is for gas, which I'd rather not mention,
H is high blood pressure; I'd rather it low; I is for incissions with scars you can show.
J is for joints; out of socket;won't mend, K is for knees that crack when they bend,
L's for libido, what happened to sex? M's for memory, I forgot what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low, O is osteo; bones that don't grow.
P is prescriptions, I have quite a few; just give me a pill, and I'll be good as new.
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu? R is for reflux; one meal turns to two.
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears, T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears.
U is for urinary, troubles with flow, V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy', you know.
W for worry, now what's going round, X is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y for another year I'm left here behind, Z is for zest I still have-- in my mind!!
I've survived all the symtoms, my body's deployed,
And I'm keeping twenty six doctors fully employed!!
HAVE A GREAT DAY
