Rich Hartford
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Went for a long drive today to dump 3k in halves. Needed to give my regular dump banks a rest and figured I'd get rid of them at some new banks.
I was planning on dropping a thousand at this one branch that I've never been to before.
The counter was the slowest machine I've ever seen. I could count the coins by hand quicker. But I was in no rush.
Suddenly I felt a malevolent presence near me. It was as if I was enveloped in a chill draft. I looked to my right and saw an old hag in a business suit standing next to me. My first thought was that someone was robbing the bank wearing a witches mask. Then she introduced herself as the manager. Here is what happened
Q. You buy those coins don't you?
A. No ans.
Q. I said, you buy those coins don't you ?
A. Of course.
Q. Why are you putting them into this machine?
A. Because if I put them into the counter I can get cash for them.
Q.Did you use cash to buy the half dollars?
A.I used quarters to buy the halves
Q. Why did you buy them in the first place? (at this point I'm getting the feeling that I'm losing a dump bank)
A. Listen lady, I don't care if you are the manager or whoever you are. I have an account at this bank, and it is none of your business how I get my money, or what I do with it.
She started to walk back to her nest all P.Oed. I said hold up ! Keep an eye on my change while I go to my car to get a couple thousand dollars more in halves.
Which I did
Went for a long drive today to dump 3k in halves. Needed to give my regular dump banks a rest and figured I'd get rid of them at some new banks.
I was planning on dropping a thousand at this one branch that I've never been to before.
The counter was the slowest machine I've ever seen. I could count the coins by hand quicker. But I was in no rush.
Suddenly I felt a malevolent presence near me. It was as if I was enveloped in a chill draft. I looked to my right and saw an old hag in a business suit standing next to me. My first thought was that someone was robbing the bank wearing a witches mask. Then she introduced herself as the manager. Here is what happened
Q. You buy those coins don't you?
A. No ans.
Q. I said, you buy those coins don't you ?
A. Of course.
Q. Why are you putting them into this machine?
A. Because if I put them into the counter I can get cash for them.
Q.Did you use cash to buy the half dollars?
A.I used quarters to buy the halves
Q. Why did you buy them in the first place? (at this point I'm getting the feeling that I'm losing a dump bank)
A. Listen lady, I don't care if you are the manager or whoever you are. I have an account at this bank, and it is none of your business how I get my money, or what I do with it.
She started to walk back to her nest all P.Oed. I said hold up ! Keep an eye on my change while I go to my car to get a couple thousand dollars more in halves.
Which I did
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