Ray S S
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Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since
she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman,"I'll
leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill
on the counter, and I'll mail you a check. And, by the way, don't
worry about my bulldog. He won't bother you.
But, whatever you do, do NOT under any circumstances, talk to my
parrot! I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day,
he discovered the biggeswt, meanest looking bulldog he had ever seen.
But, just as she had said, the dog just laid there on the carpet
watching the repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant
chattering and name calling. Finally he couldn't contain himself
any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!!"
she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman,"I'll
leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill
on the counter, and I'll mail you a check. And, by the way, don't
worry about my bulldog. He won't bother you.
But, whatever you do, do NOT under any circumstances, talk to my
parrot! I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day,
he discovered the biggeswt, meanest looking bulldog he had ever seen.
But, just as she had said, the dog just laid there on the carpet
watching the repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant
chattering and name calling. Finally he couldn't contain himself
any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!!"
