Timing is almost everything

[FCCDFEd]

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me....

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

 

[stefen]

One night we were having a candle lit Italian dinner with a lovers atmosphere such as violins and a crooner singing in the background...

When I leaned over and kissed my love...which led to one thing or the other...

We swept the table clear of the table cloth and dishes and made mad passonate love on the table...

Like you, we will never go to that restaurant again

 

[DigginThePast]

Good ones.

 

[truckinbutch]

 

[stefen]

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