bergie
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- Aug 2, 2004
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today's metal detecting joke
(This guy must be a metal detectorist!!)
A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man.
The man said, " I must have you right now! I'll drop 500 dollars on the
ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I can stand behind you and
have my way with you!" The woman thought it over and told the man
to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her
about the man's proposition. Her girlfriend said " When he drops the
$500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his
pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened." An hour and a half later
the lady called her girlfriend back. "What happened?" the girlfriend
asked.
The lady said " That Mother F#$@er had $500 in quarters!"
(This guy must be a metal detectorist!!)
A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man.
The man said, " I must have you right now! I'll drop 500 dollars on the
ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I can stand behind you and
have my way with you!" The woman thought it over and told the man
to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her
about the man's proposition. Her girlfriend said " When he drops the
$500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his
pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened." An hour and a half later
the lady called her girlfriend back. "What happened?" the girlfriend
asked.
The lady said " That Mother F#$@er had $500 in quarters!"
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