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thought for the day...

"Life is short, dig hard!"


thought for tomorrow...

"If life deals you lemons, make lemonaid.
If life deals you crap, make compost.
If life deals you more crap than you can make compost with, call it Obama and send it to Washington."
 

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"Have to remember to buy toilet paper"...

( I get confused between Todays Thoughts and Profound Statements, trying to keep them seperate.
So many postings on both sites I'm sure would fill a book. I love it! )
Grey
 

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No matter how bad it gets, when my grandkids hug my neck and kisses me and says, "Don't worry, everything will be OK, I know I'll be able to make it.
 

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A husband is someone who talks to you from the other end of the house with his head in the closet while you are running water in the sink, and then says you dont listen to him!
 

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Don't worry that the mule will go blind, just load the wagon.
 

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Honey, No I was not sleeping I was just resting my eyes!
 

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What I hear in the morning... Quit snoring, go to work!
 

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There once was a man from Nantucket
who's , uh oops, not that one,

Uh, (did I water the plants yesterday?)
 

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Oops I got to water when I get back!
 

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I want one of those big tricked out name tags.
 

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Actually I was thinking those must be some seriously expensive shoes!
 

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Why does our company's lunch room have a sign that says in English and braille [for the blind] maximum occupants 180...how is a blind person going to know how many people are in the room?

Why does the vending machine have braille on the number selection buttons but the candy is behind one giant piece of glass so you can't touch them??????????????
 

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BIG61AL said:
Why does our company's lunch room have a sign that says in English and braille [for the blind] maximum occupants 180...how is a blind person going to know how many people are in the room?

Why does the vending machine have braille on the number selection buttons but the candy is behind one giant piece of glass so you can't touch them??????????????

If they're in the room alone - how do they know what's what in the vending machine?! that could be like a crapshoot gone wrong...

..."I didn't want the plain, organic, dry-as-the-desert rice cakes - I wanted "fatty-snacks"!!! ;D
 

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A friend is a present you give yourself!
 

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LOL! But I used to say it was a curling iron burn ::)
 

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I used to worry about really nice days.
Everyone in the state would go to the coast and it might upset the balance of nature and the state would tip over and everyone would fall into the ocean. Now I don't worry because I remembered that I can swim.
 

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