Todays thought

[greydigger]

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Do people drink on new years to celebrate getting past the last year alive
or to brace themselves for the next one?

 

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[Mental Granny]

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NOT ME!

 

[Mental Granny]

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I choose to embrace it full on!

 

[Old Dog]

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My Pop (Grandpa) used to tell me...

"If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence,
try orderin' somebody else's dog around."

 

[sniffer]

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why is it that when you get sick, your body feels extra sensitive to touch??

 

[Mental Granny]

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Dennis is that a real question? Are you suffering from the FLU?

 

[greydigger]

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If you put a catheter with a balloon on every cow,
you could generate enough power to run anything with the methane gas.

 

[Old Dog]

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If you put a catheter with a balloon on every cow,
you could generate enough power to run anything with the methane gas.

The main problem would be transportation and storage.
Would you have to have a permit for hazardus material?

 

[Mental Granny]

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Could be?....

 

[vibes]

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Is it ever wrong to do the right thing?

(That's this years Great American Think-off question.)

 

[sniffer]

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sick is putting it mildly

 

[DD-777]

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why is it that when you get sick, your body feels extra sensitive to touch??

Depends on the kind of "sick" we're talkin' about - I do know the feeling though. Here's something for you - when I run a fever, almost all of my tattoos become "raised". You can actually feel the outline on the skin... 8)

 

[Mental Granny]

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Dennis its that kinda feeling that your clothes hurt to touch you the sheets on the bed hurt!

I dont have any tats.. I had no idea that they would raise like that!

 

[Mental Granny]

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What ever you give a woman she will make it greater.
If you give her sperm she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her grocries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies, and enlarges what is given to her.
So if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of $%it.

 

[greydigger]

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Gosh MG you are so true.
Women are the greatest !
Men could not stand the pain of childbirth without killing someone.
Men could not stand the monthly thing without killing someone.
Men could not stand on high heel shoes.
Men could not stand to wear a girdle, face paint, foofu themselves, buy expensive clothes,
pierce their bodies to show off jewelry, subject themselves to drunken idiots, or say that they are lost.

Women are Great!

Wish I could find a live one who didn't want to steal.

Grey

 

[Mental Granny]

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MY! GD Where are you looking?

 

[ThTx]

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Yesterday a VERY pretty young lady came into the shop - I stared and then it hit me:

Just when you get to be too old to do anything but remember, your memory up and fails you!

 

[panelman]

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As my Great Aunt Francis used to say
Don't try to teach your Granny how to milk ducks

 

[Old Dog]

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"Don't pee down my back,
and tell me it's raining."

From 'The Outlaw Josey Wales"

 

[vibes]

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"Nurture your mind with great thoughts, for you will never go any higher than you think."

Benjamin Disraeli
1804-1881, British Prime Minister