Todays Your Chance Ladies.....Ask That Man to Marry You

ROFL lol to think I was out treasure hunting yesterday amd missed all this.
 

laugh...my political persuasion ..

right wing conservative.... I love Ronnie Reagan and Thomas Jefferson ..

since I work for the military I will vote for Ron Paul or McCain...

me a contender? ....choose Jose...he has all his teeth ...I dont have any ...
mine were made in Tijuana though ....

HH

Cazar
 

Cazar you kill me heheheheheheheh good post my friend.

since she rejected me, snifff, you might have a chance since you are better qualified. sniff


Don Jose de La mancha
 

but dude..you have all your teeth.....
you speak spanish ( romance language)

I dont speak romance ...
got tattoos
and dentures

and I am never at home...work overseas ...

so there dude...you are a better catch...

HH

bachelor broke cazar
 

TreasureTales said:
Gypsy, that is the PERFECT cake. Mmmmmm! Yum! Haven't had my quota of Twinkies in a coon's age. Yessiree bob, them's the greatest things - almost as good as pickled possom toes.
LMAO..TT some of the stuff you say CRACKS ME UP! :D

ROTFLMAO @ pickled possom toes..... :D
 

But TRISH mi Amor, I am serious?????

Dentures or not, Cazar is THE catch - overseas = big $$$$$ and a $75,000 tax exemption each. .

Just think, you could travel to romantic love nests, say China, Bali, the Philippines, India, or even my old stomping ground, the Solomons. There you could spend the days resting up. .sigh, I can still smell the night blooming Jasmine.

Don Jose de La Mancha
 

Real de Tayopa said:
But TRISH mi Amor, I am serious?????

Dentures or not, Cazar is THE catch - overseas = big $$$$$ and a $75,000 tax exemption each. .

Just think, you could travel to romantic love nests, say China, Bali, the Philippines, India, or even my old stomping ground, the Solomons. There you could spend the days resting up. .sigh, I can still smell the night blooming Jasmine.

Don Jose de La Mancha
LOL....um hum....i can smell that night blooming jasmine too!
 

laugh, Jose Jose,

ok ..I have never been to bali, solomons, hong kong .... ship I am on will not go there..
went to New Caledonia last year...no one spoke english and they hated us there...laugh

singapore is nice, guam is ok, hawaii is ok ( maui is nice) , australia tis nice, united arab
emirates is nice ( actually it is ) , and japan, korea and thailand are all ok ... my fav of them
all ...singapore...

phillipines is ok ..

tax exemption Jose?" .... no no ..we dont get that .... *sigh* ...unfortunately we dont..

didnt go to India either... saw two waterspouts off india..and they were having a war in
pakistan so we didnt go there either...somalia looked nice but they were having a war also...

never been to hong kong either...always wanted to go there...

you all have a good day...and Jose, lay some of that romance language on em...works everytime

I have to hang 100$ bills out of my pockets to have ladies pay attention to me...

HH

caz
 

Do we have a wedding yet? or am I putting this cake together for nothing.....or do I have 100 silk dresses to sell on ebay?
 

TreasureTales said:
RT has propositioned proposed to everybody, including his mule. And cazar is trying to maintain a girl in every port. These guys owe each of us a silk dress. Open up that ebay account, no marriages here. There's always 2012...maybe. ::)

Well dang it TT , you and the rest of the girls come on over and bring coffee....we have alot of cake to eat....
 

Dang it! :'( Putting together a cyber wedding would have been so fun. Gypsy, I'm on my way. It would be sinful to waste a twinkie cake!! :o
 

TreasureTales said:
Gypsyheart said:
TreasureTales said:
RT has propositioned proposed to everybody, including his mule. And cazar is trying to maintain a girl in every port. These guys owe each of us a silk dress. Open up that ebay account, no marriages here. There's always 2012...maybe. ::)

Well dang it TT , you and the rest of the girls come on over and bring coffee....we have alot of cake to eat....

Mmmm, I love cake. Be there shortly....uh oh, where's my private jet? Nevermind, misplaced the plane again.

I will send mine for you......be there............. eventually......


 

Me? I have a woman in every port..you all have not seen my picture...if you did ...you would
not say that ....

now, if I had my mortgage paid off, my school loan paid off, truck loan paid off and all then
I might be able to land one of you all pretty ladies..but alas...bills take precedence...
besides I got a terrible southern accent... you all probably could not understand me...
and besides I have found without them Texas 10$ bills ( 100$ bills) ...ole southern boy like me
doesnt have much chance...

hope that the cake and ice cream is good .... I will go off to my little cabin and look forward
to july when I get off the ship...and fly back to good ole USA...

Jose, do you have any extra rooms down there in Sonora? maybe we can hook us a senorita
and talk that romance language to them..

have a great day all

HH

cazar

by the way .... if you want a silk dress...I know a place in Singapore that sells nice silk pajamas, bed sheets and clothes very affordable... if you want one..lemme know ...
 

Geeze cazar: snifff See? You have aced me out, even with my lovely mule thrown in . A true world traveler and connoisseur of delectable gals, such as these, wins every time But I can take consolation in that it took an exceptionally good man to do it. sigh. Even on Sadie Hawkins day I lose out snifff.

Gypsy , since cazar and TT will be occupied, can I join you on that cake?. Will introduce you gals to my lovely, sexy mule.

Don Jose de La Mancha

p.s last try: I can make a fire in the woods in the rain 5 ways., and catch fish with my bare hands..
 

p.s last try: I can make a fire in the woods in the rain 5 ways., and catch fish with my bare hands..

~sigh~

Reminds myself....I'm married to Mr. Pepper....I'm married to Mr. Pepper.... :D :D

TT, your neighbor told me you parked your cyber plane on top of his house. Grab a ladder and hurry up....cake is almost gone.."burp"
 

laugh, ok Jose, well I am offshore from San Diego right now and wont hit land for 40 days... you
can get on that mule and chase them ladies... and see you can ace me out... remember when I am
away Jose is playing...

ladies ladies..*sigh* ... you all take Jose...I am too contrary ..and that mule of his gets good gas
mileage..

Ms TT ...now I dont have any CC debt..cause dang mail has not made it here with my new credit
card..laugh

eat some cake for me...and you all buy some hay and alfalfa for Jose and his mule..save Jose some
cake, ice cream and be sure and have him a masseuse standing by ..he will need it after riding all
over the country ..

HH

cazar
 

Roses are Red and Voilets are Blue, all the good men are taken, so left-overs for you ;D ;D ;D


tinpan Dream on gals :-* :-* :-*
 

HIO tin mi Ausssie buddy, you posted --->

all the good men are taken, so left-overs for you
~~~~~~~~~~~~

Does this mean that you are "now" tossing your hat in the ring?

(psst TT, I hear that he is actually a good catch , even IF he is an Aussie bush ranger.)

Don Jose de La Mancha

p.s. TT, my mule can't type bettern me, not make good egg floating coffee, ao you are still ahead.. sheehs I forgot about cazar snif.
 

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