Todays Your Chance Ladies.....Ask That Man to Marry You

[Gypsy Heart]

Allright Pepper! Cyber wedding! ......All you single men step up to the plate so we can see what we have to work with here!.....
Minime...bake a wedding cake.....Cyn...yum...Onion rolls....Nick....get busy!
Going to the chapel and we're gonna get married.....everybody sing......

 

[Gypsy Heart]

I found the cake.....

 

[Cynangyl]

Allright Pepper! Cyber wedding! ......All you single men step up to the plate so we can see what we have to work with here!.....
Minime...bake a wedding cake.....Cyn...yum...Onion rolls....Nick....get busy!
Going to the chapel and we're gonna get married.....everybody sing......

Oki....I will bring the onion rolls!

 

[Cynangyl]

Thanks for the advertising, Pepper. I guess I need more help than expected. I'd a thought the men around here would like those Treasure Chests and my 4x4 and my skills as an outdoorswoman.

Hoss hasn't been around lately. Maybe he already got hisself a girlfriend. But I'm willing to share him. I don't need a fulltime man, just somebody to fix the roof of the trailer house and taking out the slop bucket to the hogs every week or so.

lol sweet lady you crack me up! love ya! I do believe it would be more than a full time job keeping up with you though! lol

 

[WV Hillbilly]

You crazy ladies are to much but I love you all . I'm already married or I'd throw my hat in the pot .
By the way , I was once proposed to on leap year by the gal I was dating at the time . Nope , she's not
my wife . lol

 

[mamabear]

as my Mama always said, make sure he has one foot on the banana peel & one foot in the grave! wish I would have taken her advice, 18 yrs of wedded un-bliss, & all I have to show for it is a pair of leaky hip waders, a garage sale metal detector, & the best Kid in the whole wide world! life is good!!!!(without a hubby)

 

[stefen]

Please post picture of 4 X 4

 

[nhbenz]

Gypsy, all you've gotta' do is ask! If all you need is rusty iron ring and a simple wedding cake like you've shown, then we're made for one another. Also, there's no way I'm parting with a pair of my gloves like the tradition would suggest... its too dang cold out!!! You've only got 9 hours 45 min. by my clock... so be prompt!!!

 

[Montana Jim]

Yahoooo!!


Yippeeeeeee!!!


Wahhoooo!!!!


Yeeeaaaaa!!!!!!!!




Oh - I though this was a leek year... sorry. :P

 

[emtrescue]

A little about me:

Hate housework. - Means we can hide your presents on the washing machine. (You'll never find them there.
Can't even cook Spam. So you're too arthritic to open up a can - means that when we get smart-aleck with you, you can't chase us.
Too old for hanky-panky. After you've done it several thousand times it's over-rated anyway.(How old is your sister btw.)
Trailer house needs repairs. It's a trailer - It's supposed to be that way.
Detector is broken. What you ain't got no duct-tape? It'll fix anything.
Car is in the shop. Don't really need that detector after all, huh? Also you're only awake 3 hours, how much driving do you actually need to do anyway? And what kind of shop is it that don't have duct tape, either?
Awake at Noon, asleep by 3:00pm. Only 3 hours to that we have to listen to you - yipee - also means that we won't be up at 3:00 a.m. having a "discussion" when I have to be at work at 6:00 a.m.
Tattoos are sagging. Butterflies/Pterodactyls, Flowers/Willows - it's all the same.
Body piercings are rusting up. I got some spare WD40




OK, all you single men, which one of you lucky guys wants to be my hubby? I got the preacher standing by.

This is me.

 

[Old Dog]

after that vid from Chtisty....
Jeff, Jim.. I'm in hiding 'till midnight!

LOL
Thom

 

[gnewt]

I would throw my hat in the ring but I'm an alien from the planet GOMER, and my parents won't give me permission, they say I am too young. Gnuke

 

[Needle]

you guys are a Hoot, TT I hope you find your man, or just stay happy.

I have been married 41 years next month and have enjoyed every day of it.
Always sweet talking those brown eyes of my wife's so they don't turn blue.

My daughter and granddaughter have those blue eyes and I try to keep them from looking sad.

 

[gnewt]

Dang TT, I thought you would wait till I got old enough. Mama said I wasn't old enough yet. Well I guess I lost so I'll be at the wedding and bring a box of them 22s.
I got a box 12 gauge that would work better since you're having a big wedding.
Happy Wedding, Gnewt

 

[Digginman]

Digginman is single!

Gee, Pepper, I thought you liked me.

TT and I are too much alike. We would always be buttin heads.

DM

 

[djabend]

I found the cake.....

(Djabend reaches for a delicious cake morsel, only to have his hand smacked by Gypsyheart!)
Hurry up and get hitched guys, I want some cake!
HH,
Donny

 

[Pepper2004]

Digginman is single!

Gee, Pepper, I thought you liked me.

TT and I are too much alike. We would always be buttin heads.

DM

Digginman, of course I like you! That is why I'm trying to marry you off to one of the best catches on TNet! As for ya'll butting heads all ya'll need is to wear good helmets. TT, what ya think? Time is running out!!

 

[Real de Tayopa Tropical Tramp]

err, ah, uh, miss TT Luv, I qualify except for four things

1) Must enjoy housework.

2)Ability to cook is a plus.

3) third , mi tiger, but am thinking of converting to old style Mormonism.

4) I have promised mi gypsy luv to take her sailing to my remote tropical island in the far Pacific. Kin I keep her?

Don Jose de La Mancha

I can just see us skinny dipping in the warm, clear, tropical surf, under a full moon. sigh

 

[cazar]

< --- runs when I hear the M word....

now if the world is gonna end in 2012... why would you want some man just for a few years..


hope that you ladies find the dream man with no back or facial hair, lots of money, has 4 x 4,
doesnt drink, smoke, swear and gamble and has no vices....

(((( good luck ))))

btw...I dont drink, smoke, dont gamble, have plenty of vices, swear sometimes and like puppies
and kittens...

HH

cazar

 

[Real de Tayopa Tropical Tramp]

GEEZE CAZAR: you posted ------>

hope that you ladies find the dream man with no back or facial hair, lots of money, has 4 x 4,
doesnt drink, smoke, swear and gamble and has no vices....
~~~~~~~~~

Have you been investigatimg me for TT?

A No facialhair <- none. shave in the morning and before going to bed.

B) No back or body hair <= None slickas a baby's buttK

C) Lots of money <-- sniff, paid the Mexican gov;t $150,000 Us last year in taxes

D) 4X4 <-Isuzu Trooper, late model.

E) doesn't drink <- not since the fiasco in Chinapas in the 60's

F) doesn't smke <- never have, pearly white teeth, most still thee.

G) Swear <- not even if I have a mouth full of it sigh

H) Doesn't gamble <- only with treasures , Gold mines, and gals.

I) No vices <_ well I do like gals and my purty Mule..


HmmHmm is THAT ME? hmmmm heck, I think that I will marry ME myself Sorry gals.

Don Jose de La Narcistist