toilet paper

[truckinbutch]

Strange as it may seem , me being a male , I replace the toilet paper roll when I use up the last one.
My wife and I only argue about which way it is supposed to be placed on the roller . She says it makes no difference . Just put it on the roller and use it .
She refuses to accept what the housecat and I have found out to be fact :
To whit ; You install the roll so that it unrolls from the backside downward and you can tear off the
specific number of sheets you think you need without waste .
Reverse the placement and humans get more than they bargain for per pull .
Bored housecats perch on the toilet seat and shadowbox badddddddddddddddduh until an entire roll
is piled on the bathroom floor .
If , while your wife is tittering about that 'playful kitty', you mention rerolling that unused paper and spooling it the correct way so it won't be wasted ................
That's when the real 'squalin like a mashed cat' comes in and it ain't from the cat

 

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[poorhunter78]

Been down that road with the dog, He liked eatin the TP. I held the roll while it boxed him a few licks and then he feared the almighty TP roll.

 

[spartacus53]

To whit ; You install the roll so that it unrolls from the backside downward and you can tear off the
specific number of sheets you think you need without waste .
Reverse the placement and humans get more than they bargain for per pull .

I always enjoy your posts, but you're a little off the mark on this one. I am like Michael Scott of Dundar Mifflin Paper (The Office) in Scranton, and know the true inside to the paper companies. Every manufacturer of TP does not fully perforate each individual sheet. On average you will lose 3 squares per pull, unless you tug hard at a specific spot. This is so that you run through paper more quickly. On an average roll of TP, you will lose 25 sheets!!!

 

[diggummup]

This reminded me of another thread for some reason.

http://forum.treasurenet.com/index.php/topic,62239.0.html

 

[ivan salis]

so your saying only every t-rd sheet has holes in it fully , that really a s-itty trick to pull on folks .

 

[truckinbutch]

Spart , I'm rather anal about it . If I want two , I tear two . If I want 3 , I tear 3 .
I agree about planned obsolecence from the manufacturer

 

[BigDan]

I tried John Wayne brand toilet paper...

...it's rough and tough and don't take @#$% of anyone!

 

[spartacus53]

Spart , I'm rather anal about it . If I want two , I tear two . If I want 3 , I tear 3 .
I agree about planned obsolecence from the manufacturer

Nah, I have no idea how they make the TP, but it sounded good, so I made it Gospel I love making up nonsense, especially when it sounds plausible.

 

[NGE]

No cats here. But when I change the roll, flap is over the top, because when I go in there in the dark, I hate searching for the end ..........NGE

 

[AU24K]

In this age of Political Correctness, wherein now Countries no longer "Spy" but merely "Conduct Surveillance".

In line with this shift of terminology, "Bathroom Tissue" is no longer to be called "Toilet Paper."

From now on, it is to be known as: "Moon Floss."

Best Wishes,
Scott